Rattle The Stars

27. BRIS

[bookstimesinfinity]

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

-John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

[theflavourofyourlips]

[guerrillatech]

[iraffiruse]

[tvpixels]

[monishaholmes]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[queersirene-deactivated20150724]

Gordo keepin it real

[ellie-mayflower]

[samspurpletoothbrush]

[theghostparty]

SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER

WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

[disneythis-disneythat]

[octopisunsets-archive]

[twentyonepilotsblvd]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

[solikeaspy-blog]

[victuuriadoresya-blog]

dying or maybe already dead

[awkward-fallen-angel]

Welcome to supernatural S10

[blushy-fallen-angel-deactivated]

I CAN’T

[ellie-mayflower]

[samspurpletoothbrush]

[theghostparty]

SOMEONE MADE THIS POST BETTER

WOW I DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE

[disneythis-disneythat]

[octopisunsets-archive]

[twentyonepilotsblvd]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

[solikeaspy-blog]

[victuuriadoresya-blog]

dying or maybe already dead

[awkward-fallen-angel]

Welcome to supernatural S10

[blushy-fallen-angel-deactivated]

I CAN’T

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[allthingshyper]

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

let’s talk about greek mythology and conspiracy theories while you play with my hair

[peasantbarbie]

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[neverthere12345]

[growlithe-and-company]

I’m a white girl and listen I sat and thought back on all the times I’ve jammed to a song and bitch.

You right.

You fuckin right.

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[aplacecalledorange]

The last Twilight movie comes out this month. It's time for a Robert Pattinson Tumblr roundup!

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

[txrantinx]

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

[itsover09-deactivated20200721]

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

[totalparksandrec]

[much-the-millers-kid]

The holy trinity.