Drinking alone is as bad as shitting in company.

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

me: honestly the Sword is Cock in the knight on knight sex allegory isnt even that interesting or creative

kcd2: and then the camera pans from their two Naked swords, tastefully crossed, over to their naked bodies; both unarmed and vulnerable, and with each other - as close as they can be

me:

[bohemias-best-boarhunter]

Henry to everyone else: Sir Hans Capon is my lord. With my body and soul I serve him. I'm his page, his bodyguard, his escort, his loyal friend, his everything. I'll gladly lay down my life to save his. He's a Very Important Noble, I'll have you know! And he's really cool and also super hot. Did I mention I serve Hans Capon?

Henry to Hans: You little shit. You obnoxious little brat. You're the most annoying creature God ever created. I'll never know peace as long as you're in my life................... mY LorD.

Hans to everyone else: Henry? That nobody. That village yokel. He's such an idiot. He knows nothing of importance. Pay him no mind, he only speaks nonsense.

Hans to Henry: You are everything to me. You are my raison d'être. My feelings for you surpass every language I know. So all I can do is speak in allegories and compare you to every Cool Guy I know, like Hercules and Alexander the Great. I'm willing to risk everything to show you how much I care about you. Oh btw, if you die, I'll literally kill myself.

[sleepwellbae]

Literally this.

[sleepwellbae]

Both of them are bi kings, you can’t convince me otherwise

[murdergrandmafanclub]

[sleepwellbae]

Headcanon. Than is tsundere. You can't change my mind.

[sleepwellbae]

[cedricsdiggory]

So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide… Is what to do with the time that is given to you.

[the-witcher-art-blog]

Would you be willing to be draw my boy Cahir having to state that he's not Nilgaardian to a skeptical Geralt?

I tried anon

[velvettodraws]

IM BITTER AS HELL THAT DETTLAFF DOESNT HAVE A GWENT CARD (but the Elder can have one??)! It would be epic! Regis' is epic!! Maybe you could do it justice lmao

I’m hoping he’ll get a card of his own in the future. Tho’ it’s kinda ironic that he, who was used as a pawn by a human, would get made into a playing card… lmao he wouldn’t like it all! He’d be the saddest of cards, refusing to play at all.

[stillectric-deactivated20170707]

Do you ever experience random bouts of affection for a random character?

[velvettodraws]

Guys guys gUYS WHAT IF Geralt’s hansa, but in supah kawaii FF style??? You feel me??

[sleepwellbae]

Geralt: If we ever meet again, Regis, I will kill you

Regis: *litteraly just 5 minutes later* Yo, bitches :D You missed me?

Geralt: *internally blaspheme in Nilfgaardian*

[haykebyr]

*muffled hungry like the wolf playing in the distance*

(I love each and every member of this small makeshift familyyyy ugh)

[animeandfilmotaku]

Well,” sighed Regis. “Have it your way. I’ll have to avoid mirrors and dogs, and will have to beware of sorcerers and telepaths… And if I’m still exposed, I’m counting on you.” “You can count on me,” Geralt said seriously. “I’m not in the habit of leaving a friend in need.” The vampire smiled and because they were alone, he did not hide his fangs. “Friend?“

Andrzej Sapkowski. “Lady of the Lake.

(via animeandfilmotaku)

[temerivia]

[emhyrvaremris]

[yocalio]