I Am Not Your Paradise Girl

34|SLC, UT 🌈🐸✨NSFW✨ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD ~ PS I don't interact with men, sorry bud :) Selfies

[crehate]

merton wu

[9fruit]

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

[courageisneverforgotten]

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in his lane. focused. flourishing.

[dankmemes23]

[help-me-yes]

[maureen2musings]

Yellowstone

emilie.hofferber

[perfectquote]

“I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else.”

— Neil Gaiman, The Ocean at the End of the Lane

[dailysnoopy]

[were--ralph]

are you currently in the US

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 30

just seeing

[ladyshinga]

[playthings2007]

I ask spongebob what grilling krabby patties feels like and he says not everything feels like something else

[prodomius]

[forestfae]

portland, oregon

[peace-and-awe]

flowering tree

[beardedmrbean]

[unforecasted-st0rm]

‘What a fucking week’

- Me, at 8:36am on a Monday.

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[shane-actually]

the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place he’s been is based, actually

[milkandvoid]