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Welcome to my personal circus.

[riverpixiestyx]

first step to being a vampire is serving cunt and being able to roll your eyes in disgust in 3 languages. i don't make the rules.

[deadlybride]

REJOICE! It's vampire lovers season!

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

bitches will be like “my ot3 💕💕” and it’s a woman who could murder them, a guy who hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in six years, and another guy who almost got both of the other two murdered. it’s me i’m bitches

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

every ot3 has three roles:

-overprotective

-designated Sufferer

-maker of mistakes

[beardedmrbean]

[everythingfox]

Enjoying hot springs

(via)

[funnytwittertweets]

[beardedmrbean]

[sailorsenshigifs]

[everythingfox]

“My cat got a cold and the vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I think he’s enjoying his spa time.”

(Source)

[talgra]

[yekokataa]

it's a beautiful day in martinaise and you are a horrible detective

[pearmoved]

[coffeeastronaut]

literally feeling like shaved the expression harry rn

like this ^

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[fuckindiva]

Anne Sexton, Sweeney

[herallalong]

the urge to bite someone cuz you love them

[thuriweaver]

[wellsbering]

thought this scene could use some background music

[trillgendermetaphor]

Here I am, eating breakfast in the kitchen and scrolling through tumblr, when my poor unfortunate father has to hear me start WILDLY CACKLING at this iconic video.