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happy five years to my favorite interaction on tumblr. happy āhey this might seem mega weird but do you want to roleplayā day. i shouldve said yes
the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.
january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.
as funny as 'bush did 9/11' jokes are, if you actually try to argue to me that 9/11 was an inside job then i will sit your ass down and give you a full lecture on the rise of the wahhabist movement in saudi arabia, CIA and ISI involvement in the soviet-afghan war, bin laden's personal experiences with the gulf war and the israeli invasion of lebanon, the bojinka plot, the FBI's investigation of zacarias moussaoui, the exact timing and movement of the 19 hijackers on the morning of september 11th, and how NIST reconstructed the collapse of three world trade center buildings and a section of the pentagon with a bibliography thick enough to cave your stupid head in
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
Iām not Christian, I donāt go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive Iād sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said āit feels good to hate, but we know that it isnāt allowed, so when weāre told that weāre allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget weāre supposed to loveā, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk Iād like to perhaps submit that
Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself āis this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something Iām allowed to hateā and a solid 98/100 times itās the latter so once again thank you pastor D
dan hentschel is a william afton parallel
yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.
this vibe
It Begins
And the ultimate bloging begins
It Ends
And the ultimate bloging ends
Would
Trying to watch hannibal without subtitles:
Hannibal: Mmmbdmsnn, Will? Did you sjduk mmfndm hdudhebjsbj jdjdinsk?
Will: I don't even know who I mnfmmd dmdjndm sndmnd even when shhsmmdi ajsjdjdm mcmcmcm... ndjdnmd mind.....
The music:
just realised rock around the clock means theyre going to rock during all the hours on the clock. always pictured it like thisĀ