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#metal gear #metal gear solid #venom #venom snake #we’re all dogs in god’s hot car #kaz miller #horse plinko

happy five years to my favorite interaction on tumblr. happy “hey this might seem mega weird but do you want to roleplay” day. i shouldve said yes

#talg talks #i’ve no joke had this as a yearly reminder on my phone

dragon-in-a-fez

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

kidzbopdeathgrips

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

ithrowshoesatconservatives

as funny as 'bush did 9/11' jokes are, if you actually try to argue to me that 9/11 was an inside job then i will sit your ass down and give you a full lecture on the rise of the wahhabist movement in saudi arabia, CIA and ISI involvement in the soviet-afghan war, bin laden's personal experiences with the gulf war and the israeli invasion of lebanon, the bojinka plot, the FBI's investigation of zacarias moussaoui, the exact timing and movement of the 19 hijackers on the morning of september 11th, and how NIST reconstructed the collapse of three world trade center buildings and a section of the pentagon with a bibliography thick enough to cave your stupid head in

akashicrecord

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

ivy-connivy

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

aropride

I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

teaboot

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

teaboot

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

scoopingroomairbnb

dan hentschel is a william afton parallel

tvguts

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

imsobadatnicknames2

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.