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people: yeah your 20´s are your best years, just have fun!!! go out!!!

me when my uni throws parties: stays at home and reorganizes the 2.1k pins on my harry potter pintrest board

#twenties are wild #uni life be like #harry potter #pintrest #re-organizing my board is a legit year long project #university #introvert

diner exchanges

my sibling : i think i'd make a pretty great lawyer

my dad : yeah, thats because you've gotten used to defending lost causes.

me : dont they usually defend me and [second sibling] ?

my dad : exactly...

#high five dad #ouch??#lawyer #dad #family

someone explain to me why in all my 20-something years the only time i've ever fainted i was getting out of a bath and my family found me naked on the floor???

#like you'd think the odds of that would be low??#this was literally the only time it ever happened??#fell down the stairs too #fainting #bath #floor #fell

my sister at 00:20am : *talks about her c0ck on gc*

my sister at 00:21am : *comes to say goodnight* i'm doing a puzzle

my sister at 00:25am : music recs

#siblings #send help #cock #night time issues #this is our average night

ok but like?? no one told me?? that anxiety would be so fucking time consuming??

#a little warning next time??#please & thank you #stg #anxiety

Kinda funny how my parents dont know how to process my emotions

Dad *finds me crying in my room* : whats wrong?

Me : explaining my lack of motivation to do anything

Dad : awww... gimme a high five

#parents #college #confinement life #nothing makes me feel better then a high five #someone make the gov open up the unis pls

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