I had a dream about this

Erica //she/her // 25

[wolfythewitch]

My piece for the Sing O Muse zine! Its coming out in July so keep an eye out for the tag :]

[tbarneix]

The fiercest githyanki in all of Fay-run.

[stumupm]

[cornfield-cryptid]

[denerim-jeans]

[helpeverythingiscats]

[mxliv-oftheendless]

So if yall didn’t know, in The Hobbit book, Thranduil had the Dwarves locked up for approximately weeks, and Bilbo was just invisible and wandering in the palace the entire time, vibing miserably.

My headcanon, therefore, is that the Mirkwood Elves now have a local legend about a ghost haunting Thranduil’s palace, never seen but generally thought to be harmless. Thranduil scoffs at the idea, but has been seen glancing around at the dark corners of rooms. Legolas fully believes in it and is known to say hello out loud when he enters an empty room, in case the ghost is nearby.

It’s not until Legolas joins the Fellowship that he figures out that the supposed ghost was actually an invisible Bilbo the whole time. He never tells Thranduil, because he thinks it’s funny to see his regal father unnerved by the idea of a ghost.

[airandangels]

On the other hand: “Oh good, it wasn’t really a ghost,” followed by “It was the One Ring of Sauron, the most powerfully evil and dangerous artefact in the world, in my home, for weeks.”

[roach-works]

"And Frodo's actual uncle used it to rearrange the banquet spoons that one time that we all still talk about."

[elanorpam]

world's most harmless nerd, haunting your pantry and judging your cheese choices while wearing world's most cursed artifact

which he uses to mope around like a hikkikomori and sneak cheese slices to inmates at the state prison

[arthistoryanimalia]

Ram-shaped Rhodian Aryballos

Early Archaic Greek Period, c. 650 BCE

East Greek, Rhodes, Siana Cemetery

Ceramic, paint, H 8 x L 14.5 x W 4.5 cm

On display at Penn Museum MS3494

[rivsquiv]

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

[goodpokeaniscreencaps]

[puppybeargf]

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

tianmenshan天门山, zhangjiajie, hunan province of china

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Unlimited Scraggliness

[pepperoni-oni]

Visit Original Link

[bakersfield-row]

Can’t get this on any other social media

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[oneheadtoanother]

[jame7t]

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

[cryptotheism]

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

[jame7t]

do not trauma dump on my posts please

[spitblaze]

"30 years old isn't old man" what privilege do you live in where your life expectancy is far past 30 years

This post blindsided me so bad I spent a full minute staring at it in shock

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Somehow you got an anon from an ancient sumerian

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack