Badjoffery

Mary|She/They|20s|Capricorn

[badjoffery]

i came out 25 years ago doing the Cat’s Cradle with the umbilical cord @cadaverdyke

[girlmostlikely]

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

[animentality]

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[tonguetyd]

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

[bab3tt3-at3-oatm3al]

Blue & white floral cat figurines

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[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

shawty built like a good idea. shawty has metaphysical curves

[kewaizii]

Oh greg...

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[kartuve]

my darling

[furtive-pygmy]

There needs to be an even darker screen brightness option

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[halondrus]

I bet it feels good as fuck to be a ghoul and have your head roll off your body and you walk over and pick it up and put it back on your head

[pomrania]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications