egg queen

i'm paige 🍳she/her personal is sadsleepy420

[anxietyproblem]

[mysharona1987]

[zooiboo]

do you ever watch a film n then afterwards get in this weird mindset where you think you’re in a film

[gwennovynne]

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk

[ironpour]

[blackmanwaldo]

[mitski-miyawakis]

do i….. like this or not? i honestly can’t tell sksksk

[actualkiss]

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[logarto]

happy birthday to a very special and powerful deity…. baby grinch…

[tblmemesbr]

[why-do-i-need-to-type-a-name]

Oshit

[fortjester]

[actualmichelle]

:D

[candidcaleb]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[politicalmachine]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[comment-tube]

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[cornygirlfriend]

[seinfeldr]

[square]

[teaboot]

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex

[teaboot]

Thought it was like this