Muh Country Roads

[archcracker]

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[vonisv]

DLC Characters:

[wheel-skellington]

there is so much raw kinetic energy in these gifs im in shock

[remanedur]

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]

secret boss characters

[pacificrim-archive]

[humanoidhistory]

The art of Bruce Pennington.

[suigintou]

[monkeysky]

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

[junk-hed]

animals portrayed as “evil” in media: sharks, bats, snakes, spiders, crows, bees, dobermans

animals that are actually evil: geese, mosquitoes, ticks, capuchins, people who like hamilton

[randal-mcmandal]

“Well, it’s high time we payed our debt.” ~ Colonel Boskalev, minutes before the Vostroyan 167th Armored made their last stand in Hive Kalthimar. A Vicious, but short lived, counter assault against the invading forces of Chaos. 

[slimyswampghost]

The late hours in this town belong to those other people, the night people. They’re very quiet, despite their size, and very different than us. More important than that, they don’t like being seen. So we get the day, and they get the night. Don’t get caught out after dark. 

[sleepygrenadier]

Damn looks like my boy Muscle Man slimmed down

[shitpostbot5k]

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[vastderp]

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[betterlegends]

Don’t

Play D&D with anyone you wouldn’t want to go on a 3 hour car trip with.

[paradisemantis-deactivated20181]

D&D is a 3-4 hour car trip except there are rules and goblins and rules goblins

[whiskandwhittle]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xxxtictacion]

After 5 years it’s super slow

[sindri42]

It’s got proprietary tires that don’t fit on anything else and shred themselves every hundred miles

also it’s only compatible with about 40% of roads

[fiyabwal]

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

[roar104]

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

[charlesoberonn]

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

[klubbhead]

[sleepygrenadier]

There’s no steering wheel. Instead it’s piloted with an unresponsive gyroscope.

[bantarleton]

May 15th was the 151st Anniversary of the Virginia Military Institute’s finest hour at the Battle of New Market. Two companies of VMI Cadets, many of them teenagers, were sent to help defend the Shenandoah Valley from Union troops led by the General Franz Sigel (an officer despised by his colleagues as a bumbling fool, but adored by the German immigrants under his command). At the height of the battle, VMI was sent in after several Confederate regiments pulled back after coming under heavy fire. They held off several attacks and led one of their own, the sheer violence and audacity of which caused the Union Army to panic and flee. Today, the battlefield is known as the “Field of Lost Shoes” after the Cadets lost most of their footwear in the mud.

[sleepygrenadier]

VMI is now one of only three military schools on earth that can march in parade with fixed bayonets because of this.

I remember it being a strange sound to hear that click over a thousand times in unison.

[12-gauge-rage]

Me n mine. Don’t mind the tape residue on the AK, it’ll be off ass soon as the poly cures.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is going to remove US troops that guard and protect our interests in the Korean Peninsula. It puts our allies at risk. It destabilizes trade routes.

Putin wins. Russia rises in stature as America falls.

[rtrixie]

Siri, give me the dumbest take on this entire website

[m4a1-shermayne]

So wait are we for or against the occupation of other countries? 

[sleepygrenadier]

Dear god we should’ve just nuked the whole damn planet when we had the chance. Then we wouldn’t have to deal with this bullshit.

[worm-suggestion]

Within a little eggshell tower,

THE SENTRY sits and marks the hour,

protub’rant neck so long and black

and crimson red elytra back,

THE SENTRY marks down all your sins

and those of beasts, of fang or fin,

THE SENTRY judges all who pass

beneath its tower in the grass.

And so be good, be just and kind,

Else it is you those eyes may find…