PoptartSandvich NSFW Alphabet
this is just how they are with each other btw
A. Aftercare- what they're like after sex
✈️Nellie is usually exhausted after sex, but she'll offer lot's of praise and definitely wants cuddles
🥪Mikhail, on the other hand, is generally much better. Mostly because he has more energy. Definitely cleans up after or gets Nellie to the bathtub to let her soak in warm water and ease any soreness she may have...
B. Body part- their favorite of theirs/their partner's
✈️herself: her ass. It's something she worked hard to perfect, because it's not every day you meet someone with curves like that who can fly a jet? Amirite?
Heavy: his chest. It's warm and soft, so it makes the perfect pillow. Not to mention she likes running her fingers over the scars that run across it and reminding him how they're proof he's stronger than what tried to break him. If it puts a smile on his face she's all for it.
🥪himself: nothing in particular sticks out to him. That's not to say he dislikes himself in any way, though. He's plenty comfortable in his own skin.
Pilot: Her hands. They're just so tiny and cute compared to his! It's sometimes hard to believe those soft little baby hands of hers have maintenanced and flown jets, carried weapons, and touch HIM like he's the most precious thing in the world
C. Cum- anything to do with cum
✈️loves the way it feels inside her, hates the way it tastes. Simple as that. He can nut on or in her, just keep it away from her mouth, please.
🥪loves the way Pilot looks when she's full of his cum. Will just sit there and admire her for a bit before bathing/cleaning her up
D. Dirty secret- a dirty secret of theirs
✈️She's always wanted to fuck in one of her jets. While trying to fly it. She'd never actually do it, because jet parts are expensive and it'd be SUPER dangerous, but maybe if she could get a flight simulator with realistic turbulence/motion that would be a safe way to live that fantasy out?
🥪Misha has always liked the idea of doing it in the snow. He's used to the cold, so it wouldn't bother him much... And maybe it would generate heat to keep his partner warm?
E. Experience- how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?
✈️more than she'd like. Long story short, she dated this guy in college and he gave her the experience... Against her will. After healing and getting comfortable with the idea of sex, however, she at least knows what she's doing.
🥪comfortably so. He grew up around mostly women, with his mom and 3 sisters. Learned mostly after escaping the Gulag. Nellie was his first, but the amount of smut in some of the novels he read for his PhD was higher than you'd expect, so he at least knew what he was doing
✈️anything where she's on the bottom. Poor girl hates having to top. She doesn't know why, it's just impossible to get comfortable if she's on top during sex.
🥪against the wall. He loves holding/carrying his 'Little Hawk', so if he's able to do that during intimacy, he'll take it all day baby!
H. Hair- how groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.
✈️ long hair up top, virtually nothing between the legs. She's been shaving down there since she was a teen. It's not that she had a partner to shave for, it's just uncomfortable when it's long. Feels like needles to her. Very uncomfy for our pretty pilot lady
🥪literally the exact opposite of his wifey. Bald-ass head (good for throwing Kraft singles at as a prank hehe) but a good amount of hair in other places ;3
I. Intimacy- how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.
✈️VERY romantic. We're talking kissing all over, rose petals, all of it. She's Italian, of course she's gonna romance her partner.
🥪Not quite as romantic as Nellie during the lead-up, but once he's got his pretty little lady in the sheets, he's just as romantic if not more
J. Jack off- masturbation headcanon
✈️Maybe if Heavy is on a mission without her and she's desperate. Definitely has a binder filled with Polaroids of the man to get her going/make her feel better about it.
🥪Misha, like Nellie, only does it if he's desperate and she's not there to take care of him... Keeps some photos of her pinned to his wall to goon to/ comfort him.
K. Kink- one or more of their kinks
✈️Erotic Asphyxiation. She LOVES being choked during sex. The limited oxygen makes her head feel fuzzy in the best way. She once asked the enemy Heavy if he planned to fuck her while he was choking her out on the battlefield and he immediately stepped back. This kink saved her life that day.
🥪Thigh-Highs. Especially striped ones. No, he doesn't know why. He just likes the way her thighs have that little squish thing where the sock ends and her bare leg begins. It's cute to him.
L. Location- favorite place to do the do
✈️Shower. It makes cleanup faster which means more time to cuddle. Plus seeing the water run down Mikhail's body is oddly arousing.
🥪Bed. It's what feels most comfortable for him. His only complaint with doing it in their bed is the number of times he's unintentionally broken it. He's not SUPER old, he's got plenty of good years still in him, plus, he was never that horned up as a teen, given his situation at the time... So maybe his sex drive just held off?
M. Motivation- what turns them on, gets them going?
✈️Stress. Rough day? Oh, a pounding would SO make Nellie feel better. "Today was shit, Misha, get the lube."
🥪Quite a few things, but mostly stress like Nellie. "Heavy agrees with Little Hawk. Today WAS shit, and you know where lube is."
N. No- something they wouldn't do, turn-offs
✈️Aside from the usual nopes, anything involving lack of/dubious consent. Nellie knows what having that choice taken from you is like... She'd never wish that on anyone.
🥪Anything that involves permanently scarring/hurting his Partner as well as all the usual nopes. How could he ever hurt his beloved like that?
O. Oral- preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.
✈️Definitely likes receiving more than giving, mostly because she doesn't like the way cum tastes. If she were to be the one giving however, she'll end it with her tits or thighs.
🥪He can go either way. Definitely makes the "nom nom" noise he does while eating a sandvich when giving though. His tongue is also pretty thick and long, so you know he's making it good.
P. Pace- are they fast and rough, slow and sensual, etc.
✈️Nellie likes it slow and rough... Deep, firm strokes that leave her legs trembling and definitely have her walking funny by the next day.
🥪Like Nellie, Mikhail enjoys taking it slow. He does his best not to get too rough. He doesn't wanna hurt her, but he knows if he's too gentle neither of them will be satisfied.
Q. Quickie- their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.
✈️Only if she's desperate. If Misha's been teasing all day or she's incredibly stressed and they're pressed for time, she'll go for a quickie. She'd rather take their time, but if its gotta be quick, it's gotta be quick
🥪Just like Nellie, Misha will only do a quickie if he's desperate enough. High stress levels and pressed for time or Nellie's been teasing him beyond his limits? Yeah, he'll do it.
R. Risk- are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?
✈️Oh, honey, you know she's down. Nellie might be romantic and loving, but she's also one of the most adventurous mercs. New position? Let's see if it's any good. She's down to try anything at least once.
🥪Honestly a bit less adventurous than Nellie, one of the more responsible mercs. But honestly? He'll at LEAST give it a shot for her. If he likes it enough, it'll be added to the list, so to speak
S. Stamina- how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?
✈️A good few rounds... 5 on a low-energy day. She takes great care of herself, so she has yet to slow down
🥪Oh, baby, we ALL know he's good for several rounds. He might be a bit older than Nellie, but he's still got plenty of life in him, and the amount of raw strength he has? You don't get that without some SERIOUS stamina to accommodate it.
T. Toys- do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?
✈️A few. She enjoys the occasional pegging Session and has a decent number of straps to use for it.
🥪Yeah, he knows all about Nellie's straps and is down to take them if she feels like switching things up.
U. Unfair- how much they like to tease
✈️A fair bit. Nellie doesn't tease too much, but when she does, it's brutal. It's more visual teasing though; things like bending over, wearing something that shows off her body, or sticking her tongue out, as opposed to verbal teasing.
🥪Surprisingly, Misha's the bigger tease. This may in part stem from his enjoyment of physical contact, especially when it comes to things like ass-grabbing or gentle grinding during cuddles, but he knows exactly how to make his Pilot beg for him.
V. Volume- how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.
✈️Nellie is surprisingly vocal for someone usually so quiet. Usually her moans carry endearments and praise in Italian, making sure her beloved knows he's doing a good job
🥪Usually much quieter than Nellie; mostly low moans and quiet praises in Russian, but definitely whimpers during pegging. It's not something that happens often, so he doesn't properly get used to it.
W. Wild card- a random headcanon
✈️Would be down to let the rest of the team watch. She's not self-conscious or anything, just responsible enough to stay covered on the job.
🥪If he had to pick someone other than himself to sleep with Nellie, it'd be Medic. He knows Medic would at least respect Nellie's boundaries.
X. X-ray- let's see what's going on under those clothes
✈️As I said before, she has curves and she's very proud of them. Nice and tight, too. 34D rack and some juicy thighs to go along with it. Unfortunately did NOT come with the V-Card
🥪Mans is packing at LEAST nine and a half inches. Defo cut, too, though exactly when that happened is up for debate.
Y. Yearning- how high is their sex drive?
✈️Pretty damn high. A job where you can die multiple times a day is bound to be stressful, and that stress usually manifests itself in the form of sexual frustration.
🥪Maybe not quite as high as hers, but it can reach those same critical boiling points as his partner, especially where multiple deaths per day come in.
Z. Zzz- how quickly they fall asleep after
✈️Almost immediately. All Mikhail has to do is give her them man-titties to use as a pillow and she's golden.
🥪Not as fast as Nellie, but still fairly quick. He'll make sure she's all cleaned up and cared for first and then he'll fall asleep with her.
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