[shysmitchell]

[legalmexican]

I’m going to raise my kids where I spent my childhood 

[fuckedmywaytolana]

In the closet ?

[legalmexican]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

[lostcoldlove]

[uglythumbs]

me: frienships sound kinda nice

brain: consider this…………………………………………isolation

me: 

[catsjade]

[princess-peasant]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRADES.

[bekkaa]

i finally get it!

yoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[austinmeowdodge]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[shadows-and-starlight]

I don’t even know what my favorite part about this is. This is some modern art right here.

[cravings]

You said you’d love me like your last cigarette and then I saw you breaking it in half.

(cravings)

[duwangarang-deactivated20190419]

i… i don’t know what to say…

[creativelolita]

what the fuck is that second thing

[neonprotagonist]

republican presidential candidate ted cruz

[autremondeimagination]

[excima]

[beibadgirl]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[sonoanthony]

Lmfaooo

[chiefee]

Lmfaooooooooo

[awesome-picz]

This Cat Has The Most Beautiful Eyes Ever.

[beardset]

Oh my fucking god the beauty

[wilwheaton]

This cat has expressed every single emotion I have ever felt.

[patydin-deactivated20181026]

[disimba]

Deep.

[bongtokingprincess-deactivated2]

THISS LITERALLY JUST FUCKED ME UP

[walkingonsmoke]

Agreed ^^

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[boy-so-pale]