[pxnkinspiced]

hear you're lookin' for a way to fight the corpus bride. she's workin' in my mind. and you're lookin' for a way to crush, it's not enough. you fucked up your last try.

[cosed]

you spent 4$ on a frog balloon?

im just trying to be happy

[slendcrman]

yes, i just bought 5 bags of halloween candy..........what about it

[animatedtext]

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[slendcrman]

oh, the woes of sitting in traffic but having to pee

[animatedtext]

[anxietyproblem]

[01-27]

🎃🦇🧛‍♀️🩸🕷🕸

[depsidase]

[slendcrman]

[me, watching a documentary on 80's metal bands]

someone from lizzy borden: we're gonna go get FUCKED up all night and we're gonna FUCK shit up and fuck!

me, already in bed at 7:30 pm with my tea: hell yeah felt that brother

[midwxstmilf]

stay out late all the time and get stoned. telling all your friends that I'm never at home.

[slendcrman]

this is the FOURTH week in a ROW that antiques roadshow isn't on and quite frankly, i'm furious

[slendcrman]

got 2 brain cells and they're both asleep right now. check back later.

[they-might-be-ultramen]

My roommate just showed me this and I’m gonna die

[unclefather]

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

[trashboat]

i’m thinking about it

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[nommers4ever]

[slendcrman]

get you a womans like this............