sure.. ill collect that

just a little guy collecting what the slenders tell me to

[slender-collector]

You can start saying "collect my bosses" to random people now

woah..

[slender-collector]

what.......

[classpecting-posts]

This post is a Mage of Void!

[slender-collector]

:O

[slender-collector]

what.......

[forgetful-slenderman]

"I'm sorry Mister Slenderman I took all your pages and my little sister ate them."

so that's where they went

Can she like, get me new ones? I kinda need those :(

[slendermanager]

I'm sure slender-collector would be happy to help collect pages out of a small girl's stomach, right @slender-collector ?

[slender-collector]

what..

[slender-collector]

oh! i mean, of course boss!

[forgetful-slenderman]

"I'm sorry Mister Slenderman I took all your pages and my little sister ate them."

so that's where they went

Can she like, get me new ones? I kinda need those :(

[slendermanager]

I'm sure slender-collector would be happy to help collect pages out of a small girl's stomach, right @slender-collector ?

[slender-collector]

what..

[slendermanager]

This is a side blog so I can't boop from here so slenders please know I am booping you all in my heart.

[slender-collector]

yes! i am collecting the boops, boss

[slendermanager]

Wonderful job as always, @slender-collector

A merry boop to you

[slendermanager]

This is a side blog so I can't boop from here so slenders please know I am booping you all in my heart.

[slender-collector]

yes! i am collecting the boops, boss

[slender-collector]

you

go commit a crime

i need to meet my arresting quota

please

@policechief-slenderman

the collector says ACAB

[slendermanager]

Excellent work as always, @slender-collector

[slender-collector]

thank you, boss! i try!

[triangleguy]

where is "someone dropped their picrew hand ideas"

[triangleguy]

[triangleguy]

[slender-collector]

on it :] 🫡

[slender-collector]

dead

shhh im counting

[slender-collector]

hey boy

(Hands you gun)

Go play with this

-@slendergenderfucker

oh booyah!! many thanks, boss!

what should i put inside it, boss?

[slender-collector]

you

go commit a crime

i need to meet my arresting quota

please

@policechief-slenderman

the collector says ACAB

[valtsv]

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

[valtsv]

"collect my pages" from the hit indie game "Motherfucker I Will End Your Miserable Life If You Touch My God Damn Pages"

[slender-collector]

my boss has always loved when i collect his pages!

[yoink-a-doink]

No he doesn't

[slender-collector]

D:

[valtsv]

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

[valtsv]

"collect my pages" from the hit indie game "Motherfucker I Will End Your Miserable Life If You Touch My God Damn Pages"

[slender-collector]

my boss has always loved when i collect his pages!

[hater-slenderman]

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLEND YOURSELF!!!

[beensjamin-deactivated20251223]

[slender-collector]

D:

[slender-collector]

collect whatever makes you happy, boy

:D forever and always, boss!

[slender-collector]

hey boy

woah.. hi there! anything i should collect? i am unsure if you are one of my bosses..