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[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:

Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.

Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.

Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.

Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.

These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.

[startledoctopus]

if you have signed up, you have a year to quit due to "failure to adapt" with minimal consequences to you ("it's not you it's me")

if you want to quit, no matter how long you've been in, these folks may be able to help you https://girightshotline.org/

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[fruktose]

Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out.

to expand on this just a little: in order to gain access to official assets (such as vehicles, weapons, etc) to use in filming, production crews have to get it through the actual military, who can lend it on as many terms as they want. Which means never ever showing anything bad about them. Which means all the movies that want to be visually authentic do so at the price of becoming effectively propaganda. Just keep that in mind, every time you see them being awesome.

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[xanaxfarts]

Hiroo Isono

[tlirsgender]

If you genuinely believe u.s intervention (i.e. killing civilians) is ever going to give anyone Freedom 🇺🇸🦅🍔 I think you're just fucking stupid. It's not even a case of like, historical literacy, it's a problem of basic cause and effect. What do you think is going to happen. If you're an adult who understands what war is and you still believe this your head is just unfathomably far up your ass

[iliothermia]

[meowsfeed]

Source: ayumioyabun

[drtanner]

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')

[namethatghostling]

we need to make it even more deeply embarrassing to participate in or say anything in favor of the us imperial military machine

[sodomit]

Made a little something on slur reclamation.

[sodomit]

And there it is, yeah.

[kingjasnah]

star trek tos movies why did you let them do thisss....................

[spaghettinatural]

because old men deserve to serve absolute cunt. next question

[subjectverb]

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

[subjectverb]

im am SO obsessed with this beautiful beautiful scene you conjure youre getting peer reviewd holy shot

[wintersoldierfell]

I love that this emoji is recognizably an homage to "unless ☝️ you eat a lemon"

[geddyqueer]

hello. this message is for trans people in kansas who are looking to leave asap. I live in colorado, in a relatively cheap rural area. the hospital I work at is hiring a multitude of positions; the job is fine and the wages are adequate at worst and good at best. this is a trans-friendly community in a trans-friendly state. I am happy to act as a reference for you and am happy to connect you to housing resources. please hit up my ask box or email me. feel free to share this post with people who may need this information. thank you, good luck.

[startledoctopus]

If you want to move to Portland Oregon you can message me and I will do the best I can to support you.

Click here to see PDX Train's trans relocation aid request

see also:

Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

[elizabro]

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

[elizabro]

funniest shirt alive

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[evilwizard]

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

[kylieminvogue]

"TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN" S3E4 - "Part 4"