"--Well, I can't take much more of today. Someone get me a drink."

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"--Well, I can't take much more of today. Someone get me a drink."
neverlosepatience >> slicehound
    …     … wait —
            " — no ? “
"...Are you telling me 'no' or are you questioning your overall charm?"
"Aw, but vod.”
"I’m such a charming problem."
"...."
"I'm gonna spike your next nerfburger with anesthetics."
"—that sounds like a personal problem."
"I don't have problems."
"But if I did, I'd say they're startin' to look a whole lot like you."
“Vod— word choice.”
"--Shut up."
"I got a little bit ahead of myself."
"But I’m all muscles and not a lot of fat… Not even good eating. I wouldn’t risk it."
"Sure, you'd be a little tough - but just like eating a nerf steak."
"Vod, I will eat you alive."
Random Sentence Memes (Sickness Edition)
"Have you seen you?" "You look terrible." "When was the last time you ate?" "Are you sure you can handle that on your own?" "Do I look sick to you?" "Ugh, I think I’m going to be sick." "Are you sure that was supposed to make me feel better?" "Since when do you have medical training?" "I refuse to accept that diagnosis." "You look perfectly fine to me." "I think you might be a hypochondriac." "Well maybe if you actually bothered to go see someone about it this wouldn’t keep happening." "We’re going to the hospital." "Are you afraid of needles?" "You need more blood or something." "Just try not to die, okay?"
Give my muse an item and see how they react.
corellianslicehound>>neverlosepatience
"What've you barves been up to now?"
 rc-1262 said: You’re so masterful Slice. That being said, you’ll find that one of us is in need of a set nose and some bacta.
Set nose? Start talkin', vod.
 tapcaftogo said: That sounds like the kind of extreme measure I can get behind.
Not going to be breathing down my shoulder, are you?
 rc-1262 said: Well, I’d say lay low but we might end up needing you if someone opens their mouth again.
By the way this is going? Noted, sir. I’ll keep on my toes.
Good man.
I try.