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you can't just pick me up and put me down whenever the fuck you feel like it.

fuck you. i’m done. bye.

why do i always fuck everything up

at first i didn't even want this, I didn't want my friends to set us up, but then you started talking to me and I went along with it. what i didn’t expect was for it to end like this. this is not how i pictured any of this going. i’m just so annoyed at myself. why did i have to say anything? never in my life have i wished i could go back in time and undo something i did more than i do right now. i fucking hate myself.

the worst part is i’ve now got to act like everything’s fine when it isn't, i’m so fucking far from okay. this is honestly the last fucking time i put myself out there. i’m fucking done.

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dream-dyke

the fact that hayley kiyoko originally felt uncomfortable casting women as her love interests in music videos but now is covered in women in all of her videos makes me so emo i love her

twribute

if you’re a lesbian you’re currently watching Hayley Kiyoko’s music video on repeat don’t even try to deny it we all know it’s true

lgbtqpjo

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

thehumorousace

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

thesoftgrape

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

racefaker

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

lena-luthor

lesbianpeachs

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

ggghosties

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

exomoon

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

gonecryptidhunting-moved

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

phil-of-the-phuture

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

maneth985

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

spottytonguedog

This post is perfection across the board.

blue-bird-of-two-faces-archive

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

sirhc-jp

This whole post is gold

ivy-the-ivysaur

Wow…

don’t you just love it when you plan on having a really productive day and then your depression comes along like nope. and then you can’t bring yourself to do anything. fucking great isn’t it.

#depression #mylife #personal