Slice of life Salami

Lover of jazz, arts, animation, and small big things She/they(adult) 🇮🇹🇺🇸

[lucentel]

just realized hat kid uses they/he pronouns for snatcher when talking abt the subcon levels in her diary Woahhhgh

[ouro-bones]

i haven't drawn him since last year and hadn't drawn him since several years before that but he was lowkey calling to me

[leentwniillustration]

Doodles if he’s from Spyro

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[0pooleart]

Hat Kid is now available to download for FREE on my Gumroad! (Also consider paying some amount if you like the model!) And of course watch the process of her getting built here: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEnnXkooZakT6RTb_xjFx7UWBqExJFUJC&si=OJabBfig6iNc85Va

Hat Kid - Fully rigged model for Blender 5.1

A fully rigged fanmade model of Hat Kid from A Hat in Time, built in Blender 5.1. Rig created partially using Rigify.Read the README include

[empress-of-dark2005]

[novsurfff]

guys you wont fucking believe who i drew again

the text on the art isn’t related, it is just a cool name of a cool somg that i’ve been listening to

okay now i wanna draw fnaf tbh

ahhhh stability, one snatcher drawing per year

[byelacey]

it's illegal to not say "oh big stretch" when your dog does a Big Stretch

[asunder-aim]

@sliceoflifesalami

[dollieclair]

imagine ur f/o comforting you like this when you're sad

[rustymechanical]

i think i would stop crying and just laugh🥹🫶

[wik-ships]

touch starved f/o who never initiates. they're always watching your hands when you're nearby, silently wondering if you'll touch them. they act like it's no big deal when you finally do, but the quiet sigh they let out betrays how much they need it.

touch starved f/o who wilts when you forget to give them a kiss in the morning, never one to ask, but the second you remember they're grinning giddily as you pepper their face with kisses.

touch starved f/o who gets bold when it's just the two of you, building up the courage to rest a hand on your hip, your arm, your thigh. it's never pushy, always gentle, just a quiet reminder that you're real beside them.

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[saikiscanonicalboyfriend]

Oh i love you for this

[longearedowlchiyo]

I tried attempting the Super Mario 64 style for the variant virtual kid... I am continuing the sprites because every month I get a little hiatus from working on it until I want to work again, common reasons for me: working on other stuff (the artstyle was a pain 🥲)

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!

[sodiumperoxideii]

Oyeeee esto me apareció en mis recuerdos del feisbuq

hace mucho que no hago contenido de este ship y la verdad es que siempre he estado pensando en como actualizar mi selfinsert en esta pero el fandom muertote de AHIT me baja los ánimos

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[orteil42]

being some fucking guy on tumblr is so crucial for me it keeps me humble and, importantly, stupid

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[sliceoflifesalami]

@asunder-aim