swearbear

peachy keen certified clean

[bortoukali]

[henstomper]

Oh my fucking god… They turned him into Pepsi

[bigstupiduglyogre]

mike we dont have time for this they just turned him into pepsi

[route80s-deactivated20191222]

[zero-eight-three]

E

[leondra]

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[marioatwlink]

I Demand Coca Cola 

[sandsvendor100]

*Seymour Is Driving On The Road And Stops At Gasstation*

[sandsvendor100]

*Seymour Gets Out And Starts Pumpping Ths Gasoline*

[sandsvendor100]

Good Time For A Cigar…

[sandsvendor100]

*Seymour Telekinetically Lights Cigar And Puts It In His Little Snout While Pumping*

[sandsvendor100]

*Seymour Peers Into His Tank To Make Sure Its Full*

[sandsvendor100]

*Seymour Puts His Whole Head Inside The Tank*

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[teddiursam-deactivated20230110]

[beaniebabyoftheday]

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

[sammypajammies]

今日めっちゃ舐めてくる

listening to phil collins

[ewaneneollav]

Finally listened to all music! My favorite song was an untitled file called “ssssddsdrt66677888.ogg” that I found on a flash drive that I found in a landfill in Tunisia

[no-rx]

@ all my vampire friends who worry they aren’t “real vampires”: you are vlad

[stimcourseisanevilbastard]

This sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[bipeoplearentyourpawns]

are you aware that you are responsible for the funniest post on this site

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Bernie Sanders has been remarkably silent on the lack of catgirl CEOs in America

[j4ckme]

[geniexo]

[adampvrrish]

there's a very specific niche on here that's like [stephen king's IT] [fleabag] [not to me not if it's you] [the goldfinch] [dead poets society] [bill hader] [and the history books forgot about us and the bible didn't mention us] [the raven cycle] [fuck me pumps] [reddie breakdown] [richard siken] [gay yearning] [hands] [macdennis] [i can't explain the state that i'm in the state of my heart he was my best friend] [screenshots of lines or photos from different poems, lyrics, books, tv shows, and movies that follow a similar theme] and it's the only side of this website i participate in and interact with

[fwuitgummi]

wow they wrote all this out when they could’ve just said “I’m white n boring”

[frogmp3]

at least two of these things listed include actors who have done blackface

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