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ougiebougie

@killzombieseatbacon

libertybill

Hey @lovelyardie us

…in a few years

down-but-not-defeated

Oh my God this is the cutest video 😭

queersona

1 like: one pat for Cheddar

1 reblog: one SMOOCH for cheddar

queersona

I’M SMOOCHING AND PATTING AS FAST AS I CAN!!

gallusrostromegalus

F A S T E R

itsaudreynotaubrey

This will never NOT be funny

thesuncaptain

@sweetlew39 @kissjelly @hamst3rific

bigdipper24

The desperation and panic in his crew mate’s voice is so REAL!

the-real-eye-to-see

But they value our lives even less

fonzworthcutlass

Ok but look:

donzo1234

I’m really screaming

lebritanyamor-deactivated202601

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

gyarados-rider

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog.

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

constable-nugget

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

tflatte

This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them

spooky-raccoon

Snakes are precious beans unlike the gross people above who demonize and spread false information about snakes.

zombie-gf-deactivated20181202

Honestly snakes are better than tge average person 🤷‍♂️

bogleech

Like you shouldn’t 100% trust a big animal around a child that small but I guarantee every single person shitting on this snake owner would trust a big dog in the same situation and NO MATTER HOW SWEET A DOG HAS ALWAYS BEEN a risk is always, always present. Definitely much more of a risk than a snake, which can go weeks or months between big meals without even feeling hungry again.