The Softest Coati

hi im clementine, trans girl coati. she/her                  

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

#bernie2020

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[pissvortex]

skyrim mod where the archers all miss the guy who tries to run away from the execution and he escapes

[elmurid]

sometimes that just happens organically bc the AI can actually miss the shot on their own, but him getting shot by the archers is what triggers the next scene where the executions begin, so if he does manage to escape everybody just stands silently

[adorable-fan]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

big tiddy goth here wishing you a nice 🅱️alentine's and that your quest for the chalice of big tiddy goth gf goes well. Also, gorillas can be killed by landmines placed along forest paths

That took a dark turn :(

[santas-clauze]

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

[nem0c]

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

[rickfuckingdalton]

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

[bonesawcagematch]

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

[simon-newman]

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

[eric-coldfire]

Best duo.

[seriousfic]

[breadgunner-deactivated20200418]

I’ve got y’alls new favorite art piece right here.

[phoxxent]

According to Google, Samurai were abolished in 1868.

This means that at the same time that cowboys were reaching their end, so too were samurai.

Cowboys and Samurai were separated not by time, only space.

[squeakitties]

i fucking hate pooping

[petalpetal]

[musashi]

Meowth: Hey, what’s this?

Jessie: It’s a fence, genius.

Meowth: I mean what’s it doin’ here?

Jessie: What do you think its doing here?! [quietly turns to James] What’s it doing here?

James: I’d say someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Jessie: [turns back to Meowth] Obviously someone doesn’t want us on their property!

Meowth: But how come?

Jessie: Of all the dumb–! Hold on. [turns to James] How come?

[musashi]

this is one of my favourite pointless chains of dialogue in the whole fucking anime. there is no reason for them to be this way

[dnd-pain-stuff]

[geyashvecova]

Warning: Not recommended for people with epileptic syndrome. 

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Radial trip) Archive_140220

[spongehole]

This is what heterosexual families look like in animation

[fugglesbyebye-deactivated201902]

[iaintkissingnofrog]

[dberl]

[incompetentmedic]

Are you implying that skeletor is straight

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[boxy-art]

punchy’s wonderful family!

[stigmx-shxt]

[drjamjams]

What'd he do

[dubblepunch]

Snuck into red base

[merlinmac-deactivated20221223]

[homestarrunner]

[voidsucre]

Pokecember 8 - Furret

[paxamericana]

[puyopuyo]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

oh

[hiveswap]

Még egy ok amiért a létezésünk emberiség elleni bűn

[sznufkin]

[sophiask8toy]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

This is how Bernie can still Winn