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how about we go look for knives in my house???

i should also get dressed because i have a thing in an hour and i'm still in my jammies but we'll ignore kay

this blog is honestly mostly me making pointless text posts about nothing when i'm bored.

i am bored so i'm coming on this blog what even is this thing i don't understand. what am i doing with my life

you know what? there's no reason to get angry or upset over anything because you know what? you control your own emotions. if you're being an awesome knife trying to cut something up but it won't let you, just move on because you're an awesome shiny knife and nothing else really matters. so you just forget about it and be a happy little knife in your own happy little knife drawer. :)

#this is literally my philosophy or whatever #i have suddenly turned into the most positive person ever #like there's no reason to be all negative #you can just move on and be happy #although there are certain times where is perfectly okay to be upset #i'm not trying to say you have to be happy all the time #oh my gosh nobody cares knifey #i just called myself knifey #what am i doing

ha. hahahaAHha.

so i sort of accidentally abandoned this blog.

oopsies?

knives are so awesome. like there are so many different kinds but they all have a specific use that is super useful (wow really?) and cool. like there are knives for cutting bread and meat and spreading butter and whatever cheese knives do. is that a thing? cheese knives? i guess so (thanks google). i have no clue what's different about them, but cheese is cool and knives are cool so they're cool. just like you :DDD (wow cheesy much? HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS TOTALLY AN ACCIDENT I WAS JUST READING THIS OVER AND NOTICED AND NOW I'M CRYING) but i don't care if you aren't good at this or that because you are a person (unless i have animals or aliens or robots reading this) and people are cool. and everyone is good at different things and even if you think you're not, i guarantee that you are good at being a person and loving. and those are the most important things. maybe you're just generally a knife that's good at being a knife and just cutting whatever. or maybe you're that one weird knife at the bottom of the drawer that everyone thinks is useless but really is just for a very specific thing and when you finally find what it's for your life is just a billion times easier.

(do these things even make sense?)

(also i like parentheses too much oopsies)

#i promise i don't mean for these things to be this long #oh twell

I DON'T CARE IF YOU FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS CHOPPING YOU UP AND LEAVING YOU BEHIND, YOU ARE MAGKNIFEICENT. BECAUSE LIFE IS LIKE A BIG ANIMAL, IT MIGHT TRY TO RIP YOU UP AND YOU MIGHT FEEL USELESS, BUT REALLY THE JOKES ON IT, BECAUSE YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND SHARP THAT IT GETS RIPPED UP INSTEAD. AND WHEN YOU SIT DOWN AT THE KITCHEN TABLE TO EAT IT'S GUTS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK A JOB WELL DONE. SO YOU GO. YOU SLAUGHTER THIS LIFE YOU'VE GOT.

#I AM NOT PROMOTING THE KILLING OF ANIMALS #just so you know #it kind of got away from me oops

you wouldn't think it would be that hard to come up with knife based motivation buT IT IS OH MY GOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA

aksdljfwoieurkl i haven't been around i'm sorryyyyy i've been super busy this past week and might be for a little bit longer DDD: *cries in a hole*

#DDD:#i didn't mean to abandon you i promise #can you ever forgive me???#*dramatc sobbing*#yep we're turning this into a soap opera #based around knives #of course #ah i crack myself up #why don't i have more followers #i'm hilarious #idek

also, yay, this blog is back! we dropped off for a bit :( but now we're back in action :DDDDD

#except allie's still gone which makes me sad #:(((((#but daria's awesome too #don't worry girly

i quite like the idea of this becoming a knife-based motivation blog???

Hello again slightly creepy knife anon, would you be up to more motivation? I'm done with finals, but I'm just feeling down right now and would love some wise words.

okay um let's see ........... okay i got an idea YOU MY DEAR DARIA ARE JUST LIKE A KNIFE YOU FIND IN A KITCHEN. YOU CAN CUT UP ALL OF YOUR ENEMIES WITH YOUR POWERS OF EXTREME AWESOME BUT YOU CAN ALSO BE REALLY SWEET AND KIND AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE KNIVES ARE ALSO SUPER HELPFUL FOR LIKE CUTTING UP FOOD AND STUFF WHICH IS GREAT CUZ FOOD IS GREAT. SEE YOU'RE SIMULTANEOUSLY BADASS AND REALLY NICE WHICH IS PERFECT SO YOUR PERFECT BUT I ALREADY KNEW THAT BYE.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SPOOKY SPOON ANON HAS GONE THIS MAKES ME SAD

hello.

"no wait! don't use that knife, it's too boring. it's too dull."

"so, what knife should I use then, miss knife-know-it-all?"

"this one," she let out a whisper as she pulled out a sleek, elegant with an ominous air about it.

"it's beautiful," he gasped.

she nodded and placed the slightly creepy knife in his hands.

#submission #dontwakethedragons #wait so am i supposed to be some knife expert now #well that's cool

iliveinaspiralgalaxy

NGC5907 The Knife Edge Galaxy by Terry Hancock www.downunderobservatory.com on Flickr.

slightlycreepyknifeanon

hey look it there's a galaxy called the knife edge galaxy wow so cool new favorite galaxy

#adventures in the knife tag

I STARTED TRACKING THE KNIFE TAG EARLIER BUT YEAH MAYBE NOT I JUST SAW A GIF OF SOMEONE PULLING OUT SOMEONE'S EYEBALL WITH A KNIFE NO THAT IS NOT THE PROPER WAY TO USE A KNIFE BYE BYE KNIFE TAG

raybananas

how come my followers don’t ask me questions and want to know about my life like how often i pee or my fav flavor of chips or how much milk i like in my cereal or what shampoo i use or my GPA or my political party preference or my moms maiden name or how many outlets i have in my room

slightlycreepyknifeanon

this used to be me but nOW I HAVE A FANDOM HA TAKE THAT SUCKERS

#i got an ask asking about my favorite chef #can you top that?#huh?#can you?

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