*hiss*

[malvoliowithin]

You would not believe your eyes

If your dad’s ghost materialized At the stroke of twelve by the castle’s keep

In armor, appearing there To cry ‘foul murder’ to the air It may seem rude but justice has fled from here

[semiunwanted]

“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

[skidbit]

i live on incorrectshakespeare’s hamlet tag

[incorrectshakespeare]

this is actually perfect

[cloysterbell]

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? 

[cloysterbell]

A πthon

[william-snekspeare]

I want this in my tombstone

[mymodernmet]

Photographer Captures Heartwarming Portraits of Blind Cats to Help Them Get Adopted

[thepeppermintstarsleadmehome]

i’d adopt all of them

[kittenfossils]

i love them. they can come live with me

[heart-seoul-soshi-deactivated20]

Remember Dr. Montgomery Montgomery from A Series of Unfortunate Events? The Baudelaires called him Uncle Monty. He was a herpetologist. Herpetology. Study of amphibians and reptiles like snakes. Pythons? Those are snakes. Uncle Monty. Studied snakes. Snakes like pythons. Monty Python.

[roisinlikesbooks]

I am fucking seething with rage right now

[alycyn]

[iguanamouth]

Consider: crabs.... but with paws

dont touch

[weon-charcha]

[inthelapofthegods74]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Our first DnD session

DM: You see a dog Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it? DM: Uh… Sure? Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss* DM: You slap the dog

[lyannas]

UMMMM ARE Y'ALL AWARE THAT VADER’S “BE CAREFUL NOT TO CHOKE ON YOUR ASPIRATIONS” IS A *DOUBLE* PUN

[iflewbikes-deactivated20181005]

Carrie was an utter gift.

[sharpington]

the littlest gryphon

[fat-little-dinos]

ADORABLE

[cygnahime]

@thepioden

[ezialamperouge]

@luntian-berdengguhit

[sourbluefreezy]

@prettyarbitrary

[prettyarb]

GRYPHPARROT

[onlytwitterpics]

[bobshit]

what are snails even trying to do

[hotelmario]

their best

[valiantparadox-deactivated20191]

i dont care what you say you could write an entire essay summarizing greek and roman life you could do a full dissertation but nothing will be more exact than this