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hey so the last time I posted was 2554 days ago (jan 7 2015 apparently which checks out) and i just binged all of supernatural in less than two months while procrastinating in grad school because why the fuck not which brought me back here and destiel is canon i guess but also homophobic and the finale was a hate crime and if anyone would like to talk about that in the year of fucking chuck 2022 for some reason i’m here and legally drunk and screaming into the void

also i ended up bisexual which surprised no one (including my mom) considering how much i identified with dean fucking winchester

#destiel #supernatural #i’m old #is mishapocalypse still a thing #yo a ti???#do the kids even know what superwholock is?#i don’t even know how i remembered my password and that in itself is probably a security concern #disaster bi

donthatethegeek

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I made a couple graphs to help show how modern feminism is fucking shit up.

artworldbully-blog

As we all know women have exactly 5 privilege. If we don’t stop those evil feminist they will have 9 privilege

#brb crying #stupid shit

thejusticeleague

HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW

minervamori

Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.

#got

sizvideos

solluxxander

TINY RAPTOR FLUFF

mirrandy

It’s like a furry dinosaur

#cats #omfg #so cute

sizvideos

c00lmom420

Her name is Ruby Rose, she’s an Australian model- btw she’s genderfluid!

tastefullyoffensive

(photo by birchera)

#cats #awwww

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aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

cinequeer

Stephen Colbert dressed as Legolas for EW’s Hobbit-themed cover

#colbert #lotr

baybeghoul

#canada

I'm glad I got to like you for a little while.

Yeah. Me too.

#leaving #relationship #im gonna miss you #a whole lot #end #personal #angst

stunningpicture

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

voidbat

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

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AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

followingthedeer

note

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

#same #audrey hepburn

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reginaeinferos

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread

This literally

astounds.

forest-of-grace

this whole thread us fucking gold i’ll tell ya what

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This is why we need sex education

#this is so sad #oh my god #sex ed #is #very #fucking #important

bricesander

chrisharnick

Wreath Witherspoon.

bye-bye-little-sebastian-deacti

Okay I seriously need to watch this show

#same

ihaveremade

i’m only a morning person on december 25th

#same #xmas

cradily

irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”