🌻💀

I’m a koa fish. Like a koi fish but more. So extra.

[thcrin]

Midnight Mass | 1.07

[silvermoon424]

[naturaekos]

“Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you can’t see what’s going on.”

—

[naturaekos]

“You can’t just sit there and put everybody’s lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love.”

—

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[koa-fish]

[koa-fish]

A throwback to the vibes I need

[stream]

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

[pedrospascaled]

HOME ALONE (1990) Dir. Chris Columbus

[femaledaily]

[tenemos-que-hablar]

Aubrey Plaza on winning in Happiest Season (2020) dir. Clea DuVall (FabTV || Nov. 24, 2020)

[koa-fish]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[koa-fish]

Seeing as I’m partially blind in my left eye now this is relatable goals

[giflounge]

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

[behind-my-smile-deactivated2020]

Thanx Jupiter, much appreciated!

[bear-token-with-hexproof]

[quellcrist]

I’ve spent my whole life afraid people were gonna find out that I was fat. But honestly, who gives a shit? There’s nothing more powerful than a fat girl who doesn’t give a fuck.

Barbie Ferreira as Kat Hernandez in EUPHORIA: SEASON ONE

[malelavellan]

[huffylemon]

you can stop right there

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[geek-ramblings]

I love their hit single, “when white birds are upset”

[awed-frog]

HEY HEY HEY I DON’T MEAN TO YELL BUT HOLY FUCK THERE’S A NEW SERIES ABOUT THE ANCIENT WORLD AND ALL OF IT IS IN EARLY LATIN NO ENGLISH NO ITALIAN NO WEIRD ACCENTS JUST EARLY LATIN FROM THE 8TH CENTURY BC PAINSTAKINGLY REINTERPRETED AND REINVENTED FROM FRAGMENTS AND HOLY SHIT THE WAY IT SOUNDS IS TURNING MY SOUL INSIDE OUT OH MY GOD *GRABBY HANDS*

anyway here is a link, listen to this beauty!

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god