DMV| 32| ⬆️| North Bethesda, MD

👻 S_Assassin5

[kitty]

[str8naked]

[bisexualmagnum]

[dobrahreloaded]

Joe Green 

[86jodeci]

[homietwt]

alien

[animusrox]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[soufcakmistress]

Manifesting

[nyctophillism]

[lovablevon]

[funnytwittertweets]

[nonasuch]

if you order from the grown-up menu you get a paper placemat with the New York Times crossword on it and a ballpoint pen

[9710144]

© les muses on Pinterest

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[jaybutnotthebird]

Better love story than twilight

[nflstreet]

[pointnclick]

she rocked that feller

[iridescent-adolescent]

pro hoe ✨pro virgin✨pro choice✨pro sex on the 1st date✨pro waiting til marriage✨pro anything thats consensual & you’re comfortable with✨

[maxxx4men]

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post