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Crying

This shit makes me understand why my grandma taught me to only scritch calves under the chin, because if you scratch the tops of their heads you'll teach them to shove their (horned) foreheads at you for affection once they're huge

mysharona1987

caitlinfishfood

oh boy

princessscrambledpancakes

this is a Complex Web

keepcalmandcarriefischer

oh boy

princessscrambledpancakes

this is a Complex Web

keepcalmandcarriefischer

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was:

nativenews

anathema1868

amygdalae

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

amygdalae

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

toonlink1210

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

thecyndimistuff

thebiclub-deactivated20231228

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

emperorclaudiusofficial

peach-pot

I’m all for going about queerness with the goal of not being able to be understood by outsiders but like. you’ve GOT to be normal about aro & ace people if you do. you can’t go on about being confusing to cishets for fun and then complain about ace & aro people who go about sex and romance and attraction in ways that don’t make sense to you.

peach-pot

supporting queerness that confuses others should include queerness that confuses YOU too even if you’re queer yourself.

classycookiexo

capricorn-born

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

weaselle

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love