my memes

place to put my memes so i can laugh later

[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[slimeassbitxhes]

Oh I’m sorry so I (as a British person) am supposed to just NOT want a nice tea in the afternoon despite all my ancestors having a nice tea in the afternoon? Oh okay

[slimeassbitxhes]

google search: how to not shy away from gentle touch google sesrch: how to let others love you google search: how not to feel doomed by the narrative google searxh: how to stop shrinking away from everyone and everything I love

[creamycuppy]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

[a-mind-in-ruins]

No. You lost the chance to apologize to me. Not because I’m mad or petty. But because I already forgave you, for myself. And if I let you come to apologize at this point, that’s just giving you access you no longer deserve. So if your apology is only showing up now because you feel guilt, that’s not an apology. That’s an attempt to make you feel better. So thank you. But no.

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[1nspiredlife]

Cleaning the house in a way that is harmful to myself and others

[rimonoroni2]

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

[rimonoroni2]

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

[berrytart]

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room

[hieronymouscock]

all kawaii on the western front

[bedlund]

the one thing i want is something i know i can't have

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[mcaelius]

its normal rome to me. just a glimpse into how ancient my mind has become

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[true-equal]

“game cat” (2007)

[drtrinitysantos]

the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy I fucking hate that guy