the pity party

Very enthusiastic about dogs, mildly interested in some other things

[unrar]

Shrine of Lady Zeinab and Umayyad Mosque, Damascus, Syria, Martin Gray.

[slimegurrl]

i was just kinda forced into coming out in front of my whole family which was soooooo much fun and didn't make me feel like i was being ripped apart at all

[all-the-garden-roses]

Alia Shawkat photographed by Carlotta Guerrero for Nylon Magazine, December/January 2017.

[grawly]

[dntgetmad]

This is so pure. This is the American Dream. This is what dreams are made of.

[necrominty]

This kind of crap is what I want future/alien societies to find and try to use to explain what life in this time period was like

[refuzz]

“Uh, and here we have a…. a…. small organic life form, dressed in disguise, as it engages the other creature in a complex social dance. Perhaps it is seeking information… or simply, companionship…”

[witchsoap-blog]

[abduction]

[tenkaichis]

Octobers pretty sweet tbh you can see who posts skeleton war memes and block them instantly

[danny-blooe-deactivated20250105]

How dare they treat the War as a meme. A simple meme. An internet fad, a joke. How dare they. This is War, m'boy. Skeletons have died for this cause…so they could fight…and win! So you can laugh. You can block us. You can turn away while the overwhelming power of fuckboys rears its ugly head and challenges my fellow skeletons to battle…but you…you cannot…take away…our pride.

[tenkaichis]

[shinimasu-deactivated20130526]

[cestlabellevie]

[meladoodle]

[hilariouslife]

I have been blessed by the “everybody knows shit fuck” dance

[davnch-deactivated20140418]

[taylor-ruth]

i love this listing on craigslist for a farm in the dominican republic 

[lavagoth]

[bladesplay-deactivated20170108]

waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u

[tastefullyoffensive]

Friendship goals. (via vp)

[cute-overload]