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Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!

I genuinely love james acaster getting angry and idk what that says about me

#james acaster #taskmaster series 7 #taskmaster

intergalactic-garbage

i've honestly seen the james acaster v rhod gilbert satsuma confrontation so many times that it sounds like poetry to me

let's just establish the time he found A satsuma in a sock. two minutes thirty one,; yeah but did he FIND that satsuma in the sock?, i would say, he didn't find it. you've gotta LOSE something to find it!- i'll tell you right now, rhod's the same age as me, it's entirely feasible that he put that satsuma in the sock, and then forgot, and then found it. i was as surprised as anyone when it fell out!~ you can't put it in yourself, come on. that's a proper- you've gotta admit that was clever. funny- funny who you'Re pREpaRED toBEnd fOR, ins'tit! d'you knowwhat?? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. oh but-but- onofthemsmy FWEND!! [audience ooohs]YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! i've never been accused of bias before,. and you got two points for that hoola-hoop bull-shit. OH! oh and it felt SO GOOD! PLEASE give me another two points for the hoola-hoop! give me eight weeks of my life back, howbout that!!? james? d'you remember how i backed you on that hoola hoop thing? well, now you can back into a satsuma and shove it up your arse! ..-.,,,.,,,. this has taken a very nasty turn

smoakmonster

TASKMASTER: Series 7, Episode 7 aka the most chaotic & iconic live task ever

victusinveritas

graysongoal

I love this.

#the amount im in love with this man

beau-hawkins

My theory here is that Dustin thought something happened to Steve (like Eddie) and this is when he finds him alive.

mollflounders

the fact that the caravan liquid task in season 19 episode 2 of taskmaster could technically be won by chopping off a limb and collecting the blood in the bucket (which jason and matthew sort of did by both accidentally cutting themselves on the caravan) is further evidence that the formats of taskmaster and SAW are drawing ever closer and alex horne is well on his way to becoming a strange Jigsaw/Billy amalgam. in this essay i will-

smoakmonster

TASKMASTER Series 19, Episode 4

#i am obssessed with them #my liege

casket-of-beauty

red-mercer

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

paulsebert

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

alexaloraetheris

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

tlbodine

Pygmalion would agree

swallowedgirl

Anna Haifisch

deirdreskye

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

agalarianzigzagoon

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

liridi-deactivated20250617

I know most people love the witch king moment but for me the scenes that live in my mind rent free are when Eowyn’s drowning in her bitterness over the suffocating experience of being a woman [redraw]