slime

it/its . strange creature from the swamp . i post my edits

[slimemd]

slimer pinned post 🩼

hi i’m slime, you can use mostly it/he for me. tumblr is my dump spot for text posts, art, and edits

weird disabled shaniac & tek fan. love you tho boogaras... i love puppets and d&d and nerd shit . feel free to send in asks, i love 'em

here are all my tags:

#my art

#my edit

#alternate universe

#headcanon

#clip

#slimecore

#lime

stamps blinkies by @mxbo irldenji neeetr non-requestable slaythedragon2007 calscollection crucifyd

[slimemd]

participating in artfight this year so here are the borders i've made so far.. feel free to use too

they look like that on purpose

[slimemd]

having oomfs younger than me feels like i am an old man trying to give advice to my friend's kid

[slimemd]

i wish tomo life had polyamory and mobility aids .. sighs ..

[slimemd]

is the moon.. big?

[beefonts]

Sip!

[candyje11yfish]

Scar & zed yay

[meloodyxx]

HERMIT-A-DAY-MAY 2026 || DAY ONE: ZEDAPH

ALL FREE TO USE WITHOUT CREDIT <3

it's that month of the year again !! this year im planning to make a variety of things (not just stamps & blinkies like last time) but i don't have unique ideas for everyone atm so the quantity might not always be the same! good luck to all the mods and i hope everyone enjoys this year's event :D don't forget to donate to the charity if you can!

[slimemd]

au where zedaph is a scientist and tango is his self aware artificial assistant that basically does not help at all

[slimemd]

draw that minecrafter #fat and bald

[levicatguy]

i think it's unfortunate that though games like the sims and the new tomodachi life are getting lauded for their lgbt representation (which is great and necessary, don't get me wrong), i haven't seen much discussion about how they severely lack any kind of disability representation. no wheelchairs or other mobility aids like canes or crutches, no amputee options. sims 4 only recently added blood glucose monitors and hearing aids in create-a-sim, but there's no gameplay functionality to go with them. i was trying to make a disabled oc in tomodachi life and i just think it sucks that lots of folks still can't make a character that truly represents them, even in 2026.

[iloveyoudeanwinchester]

I got denied for disability after waiting 2 ½ years for a response and the wording in the letter pissed me off. So I wrote a poem about it.

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Poem transcript under the cut

You are not disabled under our rules.

Your body may be in constant pain. 

Your back may bend in all the wrong ways and your muscles may feel like sunburned taffy in a press. 

You may be too dizzy to stand or sit for more than a few minutes at a time. 

You may have chronic migraines and chronic fatigue and a chronic sadness from a childhood lacking love. 

You may have a dysfunctional thyroid and dysautonomia. 

You may have to sleep more than you are awake and you may have to use a wheelchair or cane any time you are able to leave the house. 

But aren’t you aware the medications you take to make your pain more bearable can also make you sleepier? 

Aren’t you aware that everyone wants an excuse to not do the dishes and your extreme back pain is laughable? 

Aren’t you aware that your life is expendable? 

Aren’t you aware that we don’t care about you at all? 

You are able to work some; you are able to work more. 

Just adapt. 

Just push yourself more. 

Just break your body more.

Just be a good little number on a screen and stop screaming as we churn you through the system and beat you to a pulp. 

This is because you are not disabled under our rule.

[kitsu63]

Damn

[slimemd]

young people on the internet need to learn that whatever you post doesn't need to have a target audience and you can just post for yourself and others might see it and laugh and want to be your friend

[queddadraw]

Is he allowed to say that?

[skullmercy]

baddest ghost hunters around @wearewatcher !!!

[jamtamart]

havent been able to watch the hermit charity event yet but had spare time today to doodle a screencap from day 1 hehe

[slimemd]

transcript under cut

Ryan: –then I penned myself.

Shane: Did you hear what I said?

(pause where Ryan doesn't answer and brings his notebook to his chest)

S: I know that you struggle with ADHD and we're all very supportive of you

(Ryan laughs)

S: You know that, and that's why I'm checking in with you.

R: I did not take my pill today.

S: (said while laughing) Oh? Did you not?

(They both laugh)