Not dead, Just antisocial

MGQ Ask/rp blog for Erubetie, Slime girl and Undine, Asks open, Submits open, Starters open. Edits are usually done by Mun, who is a dumbass.

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Can you breathe fire or are you just adept at using the element?

[slimetsunami]

[the-cursed-swordsman]

buddy, you brought a sword to a hammer fight? fucking cring-

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

This is a LOT OF EFFORT BERRY. 

[the-cursed-swordsman]

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

Unf god you will ALWAYS be my queen. 

[slimetsunami]

Last I checked, Granberia had no political position outside of ‘Heavenly Knight.’

In the political scene, Alma holds more power than Granberia.

Scary thought.

[slimetsunami]

Betie? I think the Ruby/Rubie is more... beautiful? And maybe fitting, but I can't say for sure. Forgive me for my rudeness, Queen, if it hurt you in some way.

You are to address me as Erubetie, Queen of the Slime Race, Heavenly Knight of Water. Nicknames are allowed with individuals I am close to.

[slimetsunami]

Given the easily-punned nature of your name, I imagine many people invite you to or otherwise mention often deals wherein you gauge the probability of certain specific one-or-the-other outcomes and show your confidence in your judgment by placing upon it the risk of losing a possession, a favor, or spending money in the hopes of gaining something equal from your opponent within the bounds of the deal. Therefore, I must ask: Does Betie Make Bets?

No.

[slimetsunami]

Can I be turned into a slime by you?

Anons dont turn into slimes. I’ve tried. It doesnt work.

[the-cursed-swordsman]

HA, I FOUND MY FILES. THEY WERE ON AN EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

We both know that’s where they belong. 

[slimetsunami]

ah yes, the on the (D: )

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

It’s almost a shame. A shame. That none of you will ever know the bliss of being sworn at by Berry. The way she puts me and my dreams down. I can feel her love radiating from every poisonous word. 

[slimetsunami]

Tell her to keep it down.

[slimetsunami]

Small update

Mun has been stuck on backup laptop until main laptop can get fixed, which wont be for a while, the way things are looking. 

Thats it, there is not good news

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

What's the worst joke you've ever made?

My blog, naturally. 

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

Kay know what? I’m wrong. I know what it is. It’s this. 

It’s dear to my heart though. 

[the-cursed-swordsman]

What's it like only having one good joke?

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

Honey we both know you’re not my only one but you’re my one and only~

[the-cursed-swordsman]

If you want two jokes you could adopt Raijin

[ask-the-heavenly-wind]

I want a joke, not an abortion. 

[slimetsunami]

Do slimes retain their form while they sleep?

[slimetsunami]

do slime girls get along with tentacle monsters?

For the most part, they do. Slimes have Manners after all.

[slimetsunami]

Do you feel? Not too seem insensitive but I am curious if you "feel" like other beings with flesh and nerves. You are made of slime after all and I'm not really sure how that works.

At least that’s what Undine said!

[slimetsunami]

I know you spend a lot of time in freshwater ponds and lakes. Have you ever met with the north or south sea queens, or are bodies of salt water too dangerous for a slime?

Shes underwater right now in fact.

[slimetsunami]

I know this is an odd question to ask a slime, but do you have any opinions on different styles of armor? What period in history would you say has your favorite armor designs?

Slimes dont wear clothes, so they dont have an eye for fashion. Sorry Anon.

[slimetsunami]

Uh. I just realized. I have no idea what slimes are supposed to eat. What SHOULDN'T I be letting Lime have?

[slimetsunami]

Get the Colony Fusion ready

Fine.