Shadybug

Terrorizing Paris since 2023

[slimshadybug]

Yes, THE Shadybug. That is me. I hate Paris and everyone in it, and I'm fighting to bring it to my knees.

[chatblancofficial]

does anyone remember a tumblr post about like a necromancer reanimating a corpse and instead of being gloomy its just happy to be alive again? I've been looking for like half an hour.

[chatblancofficial]

I don't think there's much anything worse than thinking something is going to rhyme and then it doesn't.

[slimshadybug]

The heat death of the universe.

[chatblancofficial]

Are you going to watch A Minecraft Movie?

No chance, looks awful.

No chance, Silence Brand

I'm interested but going to pirate it

I'm going to wait until it's on streaming services

I'm going to wait until after opening weekend

I'm going on opening weekend

Minecraft is getting a movie?

Voting ended onApr 3, 2025

[mostmagical]

adrien matches marinette's freak so well. god. sure, beloved girlfriend, you can wear a disguise and listen in on my family lunch. sure, girlfriend, I'll only kiss you on the cheek for Unspecified Reason. he doesn't bat a single eye. he doesn't care. she's behind him in the bushes. must be tuesday. I love them so much.

[chatblancofficial]

I love it so much! At first I was like "GIRL ADRIEN IS GONNA THINK YOU'RE WEIRD" but then he was like "oh yeah she does that sometimes" while she's like chewing in a severed leg or something

[chatblancofficial]

Adrien looking at Marinette lovingly: She's so amazing I love her

Meanwhile Marinette:

[chatblancofficial]

Hey! Did you know a hollowpoint arrow tip can pierce right through a riot shield? Just some interesting trivia

Maybe we should all pick up archery... For funsies 🤔

[buggachat]

Btw if you reply to my posts of me having fun with my show whining and bitching about why you don’t like it then I will delete your reply. And if you keep doing it and I start recognizing your url I will block you. I cannot emphasize enough how much I do not want to see that and how much I do not give a shit about your complaining. Make your own posts. And tag them as salt so I can blacklist them. And to everyone wondering why I keep having to say this: I know right????

[chatblancofficial]

THIS IS NOT AN ML SALT BLOG! I LOVE MLB! KEEP YOUR HATE AWAY FROM ME! thank you :3

[itsapmseymour]

[600bears]

Remember, if you see someone with a lot of eggs, no, you didn't

[itsapmseymour]

Tumblr user 600bears have I mentioned how cool your mountain of a 100,000 other eggs looks?

[slimshadybug]

For a sec I thought they meant, like, human eggs but. Nope. Just chicken eggs. Aren't we having an egg crisis right now? Fucking eggs georg

[buggachat]

[emonetteevil]

@adrienagrestebrandofficial damn you're not a golden boy anymore

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

But I'm so approachable!

[slimshadybug]

Welcome to a life of crime Babyface

[deepseasmetro]

if you care about public health in the US - we need your help!

as of today, JANUARY 31ST 2025, there are rumors within public health that the CDC and HHS websites are going to be taken down this afternoon. this will result in a massive loss of public health data and information.

to help us secure this data before the loss, you can help us archive these pages. instructions below:

download the internet archive web extension here for chromium and here for firefox

once installed, go into the options here, and go to "general"

3. check mark "auto save page" and change the drop down below to "within last 30 days" or "within last 7 days"

4. click through all the pages you can on cdc.gov and hhs.gov. the extension will automatically archive any pages that have been missed by others as we all scramble to save this data

IT IS LIKELY OTHER US GOVERNMENT WEBSITES WILL BE GOING DOWN IN THE COMING DAYS. PLEASE ARCHIVE WHAT INFORMATION YOU CAN. REBLOGS APPRECIATED!

[pulpfanfiction]

the page for HIV testing is already gone, but it was archived 2 days ago. you can help make sure more extremely vital information is saved

[chatblancofficial]

ALRIGHT EVERYONE! THE NEW SEASON HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! ROLL CALL!

@lilaceriserossi

@slimshadybug

@griffenoireofficial

@emonetteevil

@zoeleeofficial

@ladyblogparis

@ladyblogshanghai

@argosofficial

@adrienagrestebrandofficial

@officially-ladybug

@carapaceofficial

@julekacouffaineufficial

@rose-lavillant1

@chatblancofficial (moi)

@vesperia-the-real-bee-holder

@chloebourgeoisofficial

@lukacouffaineofficial

@marinettedesignsofficial

@duusu-peacock-kwami

@multimouseofficial

@feiwuofficial

@alyacesaireofficial

@kagamitsurugiofficial

@nothawkmothofficial

@ninolahiffeofficial

@cringecorekitty (the most popular of us all)

And the one who started it all:

@gabrielagresteofficial

These aren't all of them but all the ones off the top of my head! Please go follow my friends to get the full experience!

If you want to join us, then please do! Now that more of the miraculous are handed out we have more content for each character to cover!

There are a few inactive accounts as well that could be taken over. I have a few urls I'm willing to hand over! Just ask!

You can be a hero, a villain, a civilian, hell you can be that baby that always gets akumatized! The big break in episodes has left our numbers dwindling.

Just pop in and @ us so we know to add you to our circle!

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why did Elon Musk divorce his wife?

He heard marriage is a union.

[bootyunit]

when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

[monika-396]

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[bogleech]

My first one was “poison smoke manipulation” which is acceptable then my second one is “Family Creation” which gives Princess Bubblegum’s candy kingdom as an example, so, I guess I’m making everything I’ve ever drawn into a real thing and if anyone doesn’t like it I’m going to asphyxiate them with gas.

[virovac]

Fanon:Personal Movement | Superpower Wiki | Fandom and Relativistic Immunity | Superpower Wiki | Fandom

[therobotmonster]

Okay, so, I got candy generation and freezing shockwave.

[vigaishere]

DISASTER MASTERY… and staff combat.

Well, I am a adhd having disaster bi that likes sticks so…

[rhapsodybenny]

Immunity Empowerment and Launch Immunity. I got them in that order, and I was CERTAIN the second one wouldn’t be an immunity, so I’ll take it. I guess I’ll go to an amusement part and see what kind of empowerment I get?

[rhapsodybenny]

I thought that Launch Immunity was kind of lame, but after seeing the Relativistic Immunity someone got above, I’ll take the blessing that my immunity can even be activated in real life.

[chatblancofficial]

Symbiotic healing and timeline diversion prevention

[slimshadybug]

Anti gravity combat and Electro-Psionics whatever the fuck that is

@duusu-peacock-kwami @argosofficial @marinettedesignsofficial @cringecorekitty @officially-ladybug @ninolahiffeofficial @alyacesaireofficial @rose-lavillant1 @julekacouffaineufficial

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

What

[slimshadybug]

I think that means you can literally manipulate the heavens and.. generate vanilla extract?

A true Tumblr user

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[bogleech]

My first one was “poison smoke manipulation” which is acceptable then my second one is “Family Creation” which gives Princess Bubblegum’s candy kingdom as an example, so, I guess I’m making everything I’ve ever drawn into a real thing and if anyone doesn’t like it I’m going to asphyxiate them with gas.

[virovac]

Fanon:Personal Movement | Superpower Wiki | Fandom and Relativistic Immunity | Superpower Wiki | Fandom

[therobotmonster]

Okay, so, I got candy generation and freezing shockwave.

[vigaishere]

DISASTER MASTERY… and staff combat.

Well, I am a adhd having disaster bi that likes sticks so…

[rhapsodybenny]

Immunity Empowerment and Launch Immunity. I got them in that order, and I was CERTAIN the second one wouldn’t be an immunity, so I’ll take it. I guess I’ll go to an amusement part and see what kind of empowerment I get?

[rhapsodybenny]

I thought that Launch Immunity was kind of lame, but after seeing the Relativistic Immunity someone got above, I’ll take the blessing that my immunity can even be activated in real life.

[chatblancofficial]

Symbiotic healing and timeline diversion prevention

[slimshadybug]

Anti gravity combat and Electro-Psionics whatever the fuck that is

@duusu-peacock-kwami @argosofficial @marinettedesignsofficial @cringecorekitty @officially-ladybug @ninolahiffeofficial @alyacesaireofficial @rose-lavillant1 @julekacouffaineufficial

[chatblancofficial]

Honestly debating closing my asks these bots are getting out of hand, and I don't even get enough real asks to make it up.

The bots would probably stop after the war is over so I'd probably reopen them then.

Also, don't misinterpret this, I do support Gaza in the war, but these are obviously bots made from people trying to take advantage of a bad situation, and even if a few are genuine I can't take that risk.

This is what bots do, they take money from the less fortunate until nobody trusts them at all, and move on to the next scam. But then the damage is done, and nobody trusts those actually asking for help.

The same is happening with those bots and scammers on discord posing as artists looking for commissions. Now I don't trust any dms I get even if they look innocent.

This is a big issue. But unless there's some solution I'm not seeing, I'm closing asks on all my accounts until further notice.

Apologies.

[myturtlespeedy]

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

[liukka]

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

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[norvicensiandoran]

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