No, I didn't steal those croissants!

FREEDOM BITCH!

[buggachat]

[emonetteevil]

@adrienagrestebrandofficial damn you're not a golden boy anymore

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

But I'm so approachable!

[marzi-boo]

things to appreciate: gorilla carrying adrien like some cat

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

@adrienagrestebrandofficial you’re literally one step away from being Simba.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I beg your damn pardon?

[duusu-peacock-kwami]

🎶it’s the circle of liiiiiiiiiiiiife🎶

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

@marinettedesignsofficial help please. they're ruining The Lion King for me.

[marzi-boo]

things to appreciate: gorilla carrying adrien like some cat

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

@adrienagrestebrandofficial you’re literally one step away from being Simba.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I beg your damn pardon?

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

everyone is lying to you.

Source?

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

are you chat noir

Pawlease! He wishes he was me! I get away with stealing more croissants than him.

[marinettedesignsofficial]

No you do not! You’re literally not allowed in the bakery unsupervised.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

Shit

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

Wait you still exist? I thought you deactivated your account 😭

Of course I exist! It's not as if I was snapped into thin air or anything

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

are you chat noir

Pawlease! He wishes he was me! I get away with stealing more croissants than him.

[icecreamandre]

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I drive an ice cream cart, I don’t believe I need insurance.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

You do, if half of your profession involves telling people they can't have ice cream together because the ice cream says they aren't shipping goals.

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Or if you don't have a liscense to sell food

[rose-lavillant1]

or if you are homophobic

[julekacouffaineufficial]

Yeahh i would make a life insurance if I were you andre, my flamethrower was finally fixed today

[rose-lavillant1]

baby he isnt worthy trowubg your 1 freebie on arson

[ninolahiffeofficial]

But he's worth mine!

[rose-lavillant1]

nino wasnt gabriel statue the best freebie?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

That doesn't count as arson because it was Gabriel's statue

[rose-lavillant1]

the law still counts as arson sadly

[mister-bug-official]

why do you guys want to burn that statue? what i heard he died like hero right?

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Dude, even if he did (it's still really sus), he was an absolutely dogshit father to Adrien

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

Yeah... Giving him space to heal didn't work for the over 2 years I tried it...

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

You're a swiftie, right?

I am~

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

Fan #1

ADRIENNNNN JADKSJDKXKEHI KECNHWLXEHC8HEIXJWID AHHHHH HEUXJEJCIEOCNEHXIKWJXKWJXIWMXOWJFJEIXKWMXJWKXJNE

Do you need medical attention?

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

I want to be a chair

[rose-lavillant1]

you can be a chair

[ninolahiffeofficial]

It'd be close to impossible to turn you into a chair but I believe in you

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe Dupain-Cheng Marinette can sew them in the shape of one-

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I don't think that's how that works Chlo.

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Have you tried it?

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

Why would anyone 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 try that?

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

I want to be a chair

[rose-lavillant1]

you can be a chair

[ninolahiffeofficial]

It'd be close to impossible to turn you into a chair but I believe in you

[chloebourgeoisofficial]

Maybe Dupain-Cheng Marinette can sew them in the shape of one-

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I don't think that's how that works Chlo.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

When are you going to tell Marinete???

She knows 🥰

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

They kinda are.. @angrienagreste and @dark-morpho-official seem kinda mean and evil.

It's usually better to not judge people first anon. They can surprise you.

[dark-morpho-official]

Has your father surprised you yet? Because if you already know the kind of person he is, I don't think unwavering optimism is the way to go. In fact it honestly just makes you an idiot.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I don't know if comparing one shitty person to everyone else works well either. And I'm not an idiot, I just want to give everyone a fair chance!

[dark-morpho-official]

That's another reason you're an idiot. People don't change. Giving people more than one chance just makes you a living doormat.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

You just seem like you like to be negative

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

They kinda are.. @angrienagreste and @dark-morpho-official seem kinda mean and evil.

It's usually better to not judge people first anon. They can surprise you.

[dark-morpho-official]

Has your father surprised you yet? Because if you already know the kind of person he is, I don't think unwavering optimism is the way to go. In fact it honestly just makes you an idiot.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

I don't know if comparing one shitty person to everyone else works well either. And I'm not an idiot, I just want to give everyone a fair chance!

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

They kinda are.. @angrienagreste and @dark-morpho-official seem kinda mean and evil.

It's usually better to not judge people first anon. They can surprise you.

[adrienagrestebrandofficial]

There's an Emo you. And a you with the butterfly miraculous.

That doesn't mean they're evil though.