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Hello freaks and weirdos (affectionate) I've written/drawn a good amount of lost boys related crap I might as well put it all in one place for easy viewing ~
So you know what frustrates me about going anywhere? Makeup.
My eyeliner was being a BITCH when getting ready for con.
But it got me thinking - since vampires can't see their reflection, how do they get ready?
If you please, I want a vampire grooming party of Poly!Lost Boys and SO getting ready for the night.
Marko doing her makeup, Paul helping with hair, David and Dwayne arguing over how she should dress for the evening (is it cold enough for a jacket, shorts or skirt, boots or heels?), whatever else you'd like.
Just some domesticity really, lol.
Ok, so full disclosure. This might suck cause I haven't written shit in MONTHS, but still, I hope you enjoy. I could not focus when making this, so if you see it switching from first person to third person, just know that I fully was very much confused and accidentally got to focused on my show playing in the background đ
I love this request and even though im all for murdery evil vampires gotta love some cute domestic shit once in awhile đ€ well anyways here is
Ps. Tumblr fucked up my paragraph spacing and I cant fix it đ also not proof read. Enjoy
"Girl, you move one more time. i'm gonna draw a line across your face.â dwayne scolded as he was dangerously focused on getting the wing of her eyeliner just perfect. You were almost surprised he didnât pull out a damn measuring tape at this point to make sure it was even.
â ok that's not really my fault that's on him-OW â I had retorted gesturing to Paul who in everyone's opinion was having too much fun teasing, spraying, and making sure you had the biggest and wildest hair out of the bunch.Â
But his methods were as crazy as he was, and it was a constant tugging on my scalp. At one point, you almost thought you were gonna get tugged out of the chair you were currently seated in at your dining room table,now turned salon, apparently.
The boys were already done getting ready for tonight's adventure. But you were struggling. Thankfully, they were able to step up and give you a hand. Even if it included ripping your hair out and practically beating your face in with a beauty blender, possibly even stabbing your eye out if Paul didnt stop jerking your head around while dwayne was doing the best he could.
âOh shush, it dont hurt that bad. You dont have anything to complain about.â Paul defends rolling his eyes with that cheeky mischievous grin on his face. He knew he could probably be a bit more gentle, but in his opinion, his methods were only effective when it was painful, so he didn't give a shit about any complaints you had.
âMan just cut the shit for 5 seconds. im almost done.â Dwayne muttered, finishing the last wing, the difficult part of your makeup being finished. He certainly was no expert when it came to makeup, but marko has insisted he do the liner cause he has the most steady hand, you didnt mind it at all either watching him try his best was hilarious and also kind of sweet especially when he would ask you or marko how to go about it.
â Marko, it's your problem again.â He had joked slowly rising from his seat, not before sneaking a brief kiss to you cheek. Right as Marko sits back down, swatting him away from you like a dog. And to be fair, the look dwayne gave him in response fit the gesture well as he muttered something under his breath after as Marko added his last bit with a hint of amusement to his tone
âok goodbye, i will tell you if i need you again.â he told him as he picked up a makeup brush. Your base was already done, but he still had to add the fun stuff. So, of course, his concentration was key. Though you just thought the whole interaction was silly
â Hey, maybe you should go see what David's up to, I bet he's probably struggling.â I suggest to dwayne. It's not that I didn't trust David's judgments in cloathing, but I did have a few concerns. So luckily, dwayne took me up on the idea and reluctantly made his way down the hallway.
You see, i was the newest vamp of the group, and while i saw it as more of a blessing than anything else, it did come with its curses. AKA, the struggle of
The boys wanted to go out tonight with me. which was fine before there proved to be one problem.
I couldn't see myself in the mirror anymore. So, as they were all getting ready, I was sitting there struggling in my bathroom before I worked up the courage to ask for their help. Then, of course, they agreed, and I not only became their undead mannequin for the night but also apparently the victim of their fashion critiques.Â
Apparently, they are experts all of a sudden.
âWhat the hell is this? We let her go outside in these?â david had immediately said to dwayne as he entered the room. Seeing david looking through my closet completely unamused.
âThe colors clash, the material is cheap. That looks like she stole it off your ex girlfriends corpse from the 60s..â he carried on as he scrolled through the many hangers as dwayne just rolled his eyes at david last little comment and joined him by the closet door.
â its not all like that though. There's a cute skirt right there.â He pointed out a black leather skirt that had ties holding it together on the side. âYeah put that together with some fishnets, and some big ass boots and it will look great.â
Dwayne put together as he grabbed the skirt from the closet. Holding it up to look over for any imperfections.
âPaul gave her that you really want to give him more of an ego tonight?â giving him a look like that of a mother correcting a child in the grocery store. But in reality he was just petty and probably wanted to be right.
âInstead of giving you one? Always.â Dwayne replied with a small grin as he tossed the skirt onto the bed for consideration. Extremely proud of himself for finding it. Leading both him and david down a rabbit hole of digging through every piece of clothing i own apparently.
Back in the dining room was controlled chaos. My makeup was finished and now I was Instead helping Marko paint his nails all while getting my hair tugged at. He could have very well painted them himself but he didnt feel like it, so the job was given to you.
âPaul i swear to god if you yank my hair one more time i'm gonna hurt you.â I sat giving him an empty threat as I was suddenly yanked back only able to lift the nail polish brush away from Markos hand by a second.
â Hey how the hell do you think i get to look this awesome every night. Time and pain. Suck it up girl.â He defends with a little laugh as he sets down his torture devices- (hair tools) before gently fluffing up some spots with his fingers. Surprisingly he was quite the perfectionist when it came to how his work looks on you.
âOk flip it and shake your head. And it should be done.â He says taking the nail polish from your hands handing it back to marko so he can finish them himself. Once you flip your hair down for a few last details Paul's fluffs up the bottom a bit more, and as you shake it out he almost drowns you in how much hairspray he used, but to your surprise when you flip it back up you're pleasantly surprised with how nice it feels, yeah you can't see it but by what your can feel it is big and fabulous, just like you wanted.
âHoly shit thats amazing! Thank you.â you tell him With a huge smile reaching over i yank him into a hug as thanks. Not only was I happy with the results, but also that my head was finally free and I no longer felt like I was being scalped.Â
âThank you thank you, I know i did awesome as usual.â He replied proudly casually sitting back in one of the chairs next to me after being released from my grip. he was about to put his feet up on my table but I shut that down before it even started. Sometimes he wondered if your jokes about having eyes everywhere were actually true of not.
âPaul I swear to god if you put your feet on my table I will cut them off.â I warn as I go back to markos nails he had gotten about halfway done with his other hand but your wanted to finish what you started and he really appreciated it. Paul on the other hand decides to heed your warning though and keeps his boots planted firmly on the floor.
âOh hell noâ
âWhat even is that?â
âNope burn this.âÂ
Is all that can be heard from my bedroom.
You see what started as arguing over what to dress me in just ended up in them both judging and roasting your wardrobe together. By this point they have been through almost everything having picked out only the skirt and boots so far. And as david flicked through the closet dwayne was in the dresser seeing if there's anything he could work with
âWhat about this?â Dwayne asked tossing a simple black tank top at David which he surprisingly caught.
â That could work, it's simple. I like it.â He replied tossing it onto the bed with a shrug. To be completely fair he couldn't care less what you wore tonight. He just wanted to go out there, fuck up some people's night and do whatever else there is to do, and as funny as going through your stuff was he was bored of it and just wanted to get a move on.
âOk so that's an absolute no.â Dwayne replied to him in a smart ass tone going back to digging in the drawerÂ
â what do you mean? Its quick and easy. It will workâ
âOh yeah sure, cause quick and easy gets the job done just lovely, wait a minute are your roots showing right there?â
âFuck off.â David remarked obviously not very amused by the comment as he pulled out a jacket from the back of your closet tossing it onto the bed as the last sort of finishing touch right before Dwayne threw a new shirt down, snatching up the old one.they both have to agree that they did pretty good
After they were done tweaking a few things they finally went to go collect you from the other two who were now currently just hanging out and vibing to the music you had put on prior while the three of you work on cleaning up your dining room making sure all the hair stuff,makeup and anything else of the sort were put back properly.
â Hey we got some clothes set out for you.â
David tells you as he and Dwayne exit the room looking rather proud of themselves to tell you the truth,and you weren't sure whether or not you should be excited or terrified. So you went with a mix of both. Giving them both a quick thank you, you give David a brief kiss on the cheek before wandering off towards your room.Â
If you were surprised about Paul or marko being able to do hair and makeup for you you were just as if not more surprised at how well those two threw something together so fast that actually looked really nice to you, and once you put it on you really wish you could have seen it. Cause you felt amazing.Â
Not just because of your look, but because of how much you appreciated those 4. They really stepped up and helped you tonight so you could have fun with them and be confident while doing so and it meant more to you then they knew.
So when you stepped out of the room after grabbing your purse and other random crap you may need you were practically jumping with excitement.Â
And as you all excited the apartment you didn't give a damn about anything else, not even the fact that your neighbors probably wouldn't be to thrilled about the group of teenagers running through the hallways of your building whooping and hollering for the beginning of the night just beginning, or the aftermath of them deciding to do tricks on the bikes in the parking lot.Â
Not one shit given. You were immortal now, and even though it came with some pesky challenges, you have everything you need. 4 asshole vampires and an infinite food supply called Santa Carla
Tickle fight chaos with poly lost boys including michael x male reader where they all gang up on David and tickle him into oblivion for being grumpy sfw and fluff
Grumpy Bat
Pairing: Poly!TLB+Michael / Male!Reader
Warnings: None.á
Since the sun had gone down till nowâ2am.
Davidâs usual grumpy behavior has been more grumpy than usual. So Y/n took it upon himself to turn his fangey frown upside down!
Previously he and Marko had plotted against David to catch him off guard and play parks on him, but Paul had overheard and.. well, letâs just say that Paul canât keep secrets cause heâll make it too obvious that Y/n and Marko were up to something. So instead the three of them told everyone in the cave, besides David, that they were going to give David a run for his money.
âOn my signal, we let âem have it!â Y/n giggled. Dwayne shook his head with a smile he canât hide. Michael rubbed his face, knowing they they are all going to get karma for messing with David, Paul and Marko just jumped up and down beside each together like two school girls that got invited to go to Disney World.
Everyone was sitting around the cave; Dwyane reading a book, Paul and Marko doing some kind of craft, Michael was laying down on the couch with his head on Y/nâs lap, and Davidâthe victim of the planâwas sitting on his wheelchair smoking a cigarette with his eyes starting to close.
Once David had his eyes closed, Y/n looked over to Dwayneâwho was the best at keeping quietâ with a grin, just earning his another shake of his head.
Y/n tapped Michaelâs shoulder and he opened his eyes, looking up at Y/nâs as he sat up. Once Y/n started to stand, everyone in the cave, besides David, looked at him, all had a smirk or a grin on their face.
Y/n quietly looking over to Dwayne who was already standing behind Davidâs chair, Y/n made his way over, the others slowly and quietly following.
Davidâs eyes started to open, his senses telling him heâs being watched. âWhaââ before he could speak, Y/nâs hands went to his stomach underneath his coat and started wiggling his fingers.
Davidâs eyes shot open, his arms flying up to stop the h/c man in front of him, but couldnât because someone was hold his hands downâDwyane.
âY/n!â He snickered, trying his hardest not to laugh as he wiggled to get away.
âNuh uh, grumpy bat! Your gonna turn that frown upside down or Iâm going to get Marko to put pink glitter in your coat again!â Y/n laughed, fingers tickling Davidâs stomach.
David wiggled more, laughter starting to build up in his chest as Marko started to tickle him from under his chin, causing the bleached blonde to turn his chin downwards.
Everyone eventually stepped in and started ticking David, making his laugh out as he cackled: âOhâ Kâhay!! I give in!! JuSt plEEEASE, stop!â His eyes had tears of laughter rolling down his face.
Every one stopped ticking David, causing the older vamp to slump again his chair, everyone else was laughing, and Y/n felt accomplished that heâs gotten the grumpy vamp to laugh, smile.
..but it was short lived when David lunged to him, tackling his to the ground with an âoomphâ.
Before Y/n could register what was going on, David was tickling him everywhere, making him squirm. âPay back!â Was all David said as he chuckled till Y/n started kicking his legs.
Then suddenly there were more hand on him, all tickling him.
âwh- whaaat?! N-not fair!!â He started between laughterâ âI th-thoughht, you g-guys were on my sideâAHAHAââ
âI tickle attack is a tickle attack! We donât make the rules!â Paul giggled, and once again the cave filled with laughter.
im sure ive said this before but speaking as a hairy guy who wears skirts more than pants. sometimes you guys put guys in maid dresses when theyâre more of a tight blue jeans type femme.. putting fictional men in cute little outfits needs to be done with care.. feminize him but let his style peak thru.. they canât all be catboys and submissive maidsâŠ
also sometimes some guys would wear maid dresses but theyâd be party city fuckin unironed wrinkled shiny plasticy fabric shit. absolute dismal presentation. but it would fit character wise. because i care about these kinds of things
After Jesse and Clay finally make up, Clay becomes a veritable mother hen to all the Black Vipers
Checks in on them, makes sure they're eating well, sends them snacks and makes them hot meals and cookies when he's available, knits blankets for them, tells them stories about when Jesse was younger
He becomes the responsible big brother figure most of them never had, and they love it
Even Jesse, though she still acts annoyed with it at times
I could never agree with people who said we had too many Texas episodes.
We should have kept going back to Texas, and every time, they should formally introduce another new family member that Clay has a strained relationship with.
Omi sees the freckles on Clayâs cheeks and literally bounces with giddy excitement because âWOW!! ANOTHER WARRIOR WITH DOTS ON HIS FACE JUST LIKE ME! YOU MUST BE MOST POWERFUL!âÂ
And Clay just tips his hat in confused bashfulness and thanks the little buddy
Clay, holding Omi in his arms: :)
Raimundo, starting to sing: I wanna see my little bro~
Kimiko: (starts recording it on her phone)
Rai, repeating himself: I wanna see my little bro! Clay, smiling: Here he comes, Raimundo bubba!
Raimundo, taking Omi from Clay's embrace: I wanna see my little bro!~
Omi, hugging Rai: (sniff) Are we really brothers?
Raimundo, grinning at Omi: YES! :D
The other monks are so lucky we never actually got an evil Clay
He would be naturally perfect at hiding a body. Not only does he have his earth element and the best raw power on the team, he also has a whole farm full of pigs, and theyâll happily eat a human body, bones and all
Heâs built to hide bodies and leave nothing behind
what would everybody's coffee orders be in xiaolin showdown ? (important)
Coffee order headcanons for Xiaolin Showdown:
Raimundo: Flat white coffee with whipped cream
Kimiko: Latte with custom foam art
Clay: either Long Black Coffee or a Unicorn Frappe, no inbetween
Jack: something that's 50% espresso 50% syrup, the flavor depends on his mood, but he needs something that'll actually energize him for all-nighters while also being sugary enough for his tastes
Megan: Caramel Frappe with whole milk, 2 pumps vanilla, 2 pumps cinnamon syrup, 1 pump toffee with hazelnut, 3 pumps chocolate and caramel sugar, double whipped cream... something just really specific and needlessly complicated and very sugary to try and counteract the bitterness. Doesn't work, it's still too bitter for her, so she doesn't even drink it. Jack has to stomach whatever abomination she comes up with, because if he just says no, she'll throw a huge fit
Katnappe: Steals other people's coffee, takes a sip, and complains "ew I hate coffee"
Wuya: If someone else is paying, "whatever's most expensive". Otherwise, she'll just have juice. She won't drink the coffee either way, she doesn't like spending that much time on the toilet.
Omi: Hot chocolate, because he's not allowed to have coffee
Chase: Hot chocolate because he hates the taste of coffee, but he demands that it be announced as black coffee or the barista will face his wrath
Hannibal: Whatever, just make it grande. He doesn't drink it he just likes to watch the lesser beans get crushed and ground into dust. He claims he can hear their screams
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