udithyotsa namauf

What fool would fight when he could be eating, eh?

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[auxryn]

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[auxryn]

@ocean-sunfish-hater

[the-immortal-restless]

I think people forget that Stratt amnesticized Grace with the goal that Ilyukina and Yao would be there to help him, y’know NOT DIE, and then THEY DIED before he woke up.

So like she gets the recordings and realizes Yao and Ilyukina are dead before he wakes up so he’s got no pilot, no engineer, and no memories.

And then you also have to remember that the EXISTENCE of these recordings and the fact they were accompanied by the Taumoeba means that an amnesticized Grace somehow managed to save earth without a pilot or engineer and shoddy memory that only vaguely gives him enough to work with as he works.

Like what the fuck man.

[annabelle--cane]

oh look at me, I'm eva stratt, I'm earth's elected benevolent dictator and I speak every language and I committed every piracy crime and I love kidnapping mouthy hothead scientists to make them bend to my will and I sing like an angel and I pinned down a whining writhing ryan gosling and I went to prison for life for the crime of saving the world then decades later I broke out of prison to dive back in for round two of saving the world. girl fuck you.

[goosebernie]

Adrian and Rocky love their weird, leaky human

[ladywarlock03]

Grace wearing Eridian Jewelry 💫

(if you find inconsistencies in this, no you don't 🫵🏻)

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[smudgeandfrank]

New Rocky 3" clear vinyl stickers on Alex Etsy! 💖👎✨️ Rocky go with human friend everywhere! Amaze, amaze, amaze! 💖👎✨️ (Etsy link in my bio!)

[elspeth-nutt]

I'm not going to Pennsic this year, but this popped up in my tiktok "on this day" and it gave me a chuckle.

Good luck to everyone in the final stretch of Pennsic Prep!

[lesbian-from-next-door-too]

If Project Hail Mary taught us anything it's that forced romance subplots have ruined movies. Too many stories about guys sacrificing themselves to save girls and not enough movies about guys sacrificing themselves to save their cool rock alien friend.

[checkadii]

grace weak as shit, statement

[annabelle--cane]

the book's space kidnapping scene is so... the two flashbacks about it (the actual space kidnapping & the being in russian jail which is actually pretty nice) feel so intimate. like, when stratt is talking about how half the world dying is a conservative estimate, and she details how exactly people will suffer, and it just. really hammers home that helplessness that everyone feels, that she feels. and how like... disgusted she feels that he won't die for this.

it's just. it's the them scene of all time. she stands impassive and guilty and angry and powerless. and he's not even brave enough to run.

the complete contrast of their two emotional states in that prison scene is exactly what gets me, because, like. grace states directly that this is the most vulnerable he's ever seen her. she's fully dropping her leadermode mask and really trying to give him a complete honest explanation of why she's willing to do all of this. she won't say she's sorry, because she isn't, but she thinks she owes it to tell him why she's this desperate. and he's just point-blank unable to accept it or let the gesture connect with him in a real way, because of course he isn't, she has him locked in a prison cell as he waits to shipped off for execution ft. a mind wipe, he's not in any kind of frame of mind to be receptive to her vulnerability or contrition. he tunes her out and dismisses it as "if that makes you feel better to think." he habitually closes himself off from people to avoid heartbreak, he slipped up and accidentally let himself trust her, she betrayed that trust dramatically and floridly, so now he's icing himself over to try and prevent any more glancing blows. and, like. she had to have known that would be the case and he wouldn't really listen to her, and she still tries anyway and simply gets no resolution at all. #theirparallelmiseries