Drown Fish

I will make you drown like a fish

[intheknowfoodie]

‘Make out’ with your coffee cup using this face-shaped lid

But first, 💋 💋 💋.

[slipsonsoggyurine]

I-.....okay

[slipsonsoggyurine]

I would but that goes against my

A. e. s. t. h. e. t. i. c

[slipsonsoggyurine]

Pssst...

I have a few important facts to spare with you:

You can do this. No matter what is happening you can go through it and you will surpass it. I believe in you.❤

It takes less muscles to smile then it does to frown. So make sure that you smile. Everyone wants to see those pearly whites. So make sure you smile today.😁

In the womb us humans grow in a special way. We develop our asshole first then the rest of our body. So at some point you were literally just an asshole. Some people don't develop after that, they just stay an asshole.

Now that you have seen my facts, I hope you have a great day/night/afternoon!

[slipsonsoggyurine]

A friendly reminder

Just a reminder to make sure you drink enough Ocean sauce.

[slipsonsoggyurine]

"Im 'bout to make some kneecap stew"

-Me at sometime today

[slipsonsoggyurine]

"Bread, Fish. Yes. eAt"

-Jesus or something