Sterling

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3!!!!!

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WAYNE COYNE + COLONEL MEOW = WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

Sometimes I feel like the sole member of a consumer study group aka I am always ego-tripping at the gates of the digi-verse.

[thepizzadog]

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Super wut?

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Why didn't anyone tell me that pelicans are the WORST animals in the world???!?!?

It's rare that I feel anything close to pity for pigeons but this just isn't right. 

In case that wasn't enough, here's a more thorough/horrifying video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIniVfY-ptg

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I heard the forward was written by Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow moderates the book club. 

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Hey boo. 

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This in on my playlist: Songs I sing in the shower when I know my roommates aren't in. 

Which is also called: Songs I try to sing all the vocal parts to.

Not to be confused with the playlist: Songs I pretend I wrote. 

[THX LEX!]

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Live or not, Beyonce is still perfect. 

Probably more so live. 

I wouldn't know. 

:( 

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Shut up. Shut up!

shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup. 

[commiserate with me] 

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Just suffer through the terrible Absolut ad, I promise you it'll be worth it. 

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The line that got me: "Ellis was skeptical, afraid of the melodrama Lohan would bring to the project."

Yea... ok. 

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“Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking.” 

                                                   ~ Herman Melville

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I think they misspelled perverts. 

Glad Ripert is getting the attention he deserves. 

*http://eater.com/archives/2013/01/08/chef-profession-named-the-ninth-most-psychopathfilled.php 

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Drowning in feeeeeeeeeeeelings! 

My morning commute had a live soundtrack today. Didn't have a chance to capture the real thing so here's the REAL thing. 

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[buzzfeed]

Look at this dog trying to walk in mittens!

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This is how I look/feel when I have to put on pants. 

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Leslie Knope, I'm totally going to make out with him first.