familiar;

Sloane Jacobs || 19 || Human; Familiar || Unclaimed I'm kind of like the hulk, when I get angry you cant stop me. And people get hurt.

[southernmonster]

You talkin’ to your little rock friend or me?

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

My little rock friends, his name is Phillip.

[thomas-lily]

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, If you still have one up I’m burning it. 

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

Those things burn like crazy! It's fucking insane

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

Kay this is cool. I guess.

[southernmonster]

Well, you were makin’ it easy to  pervert your words. Hell if I know, don’t ask me questions to shit I can’t answer, Sloane. 

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

Well maybe you should resist the urge to do that, asshole. It's not that hard. I'm in a cell! Do you know if I was arrested? I mean how else would I get into a cell, Gideon?

[southernmonster]

Really, kid, you’re makin’ this too easy. Yeah, well now you’re in New York.

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

Wow, that's a change usually I'm being difficult. New York? No, no, how'd I get here? I didn't get arrested did I? That makes no sense seeing as I committed the felony in D.C.

[southernmonster]

I know I am, but what’re you doin’ here?

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

Cute. How the should I know? Last I figured I was in the woods, in D.C.

[southernmonster]

[sloane-jacobs-blog]

Perfect.

[phobetonkin]

"I always find I’m at my happiest when I’m just looking after myself and not putting too much stress on exercising or being too strict with my eating. When you’re thinking about health and weight and exercise too much, it takes over. It’s how you feel on the inside. When I’m happy and looking after myself, I want to nurture my body and exercise to feel good as opposed to punishing myself and going to the gym!"