dont even worry about it

nattie. oregon. annoying.

[slob-kebab]

“Ran into Capt America”

[slob-kebab]

don’t think i ever shared this! here’s the lovely pic of me & tom at wizard world philly back in june! i look really bad, but tom looks as glorious as ever. he’s very nice & i can confirm that his abs are rock solid. 10 out of 10.

[slob-kebab]

who wants to give me a ride to bethlehem from philly on may 12th to see the 1975 lol

[weloveshortvideos]

[sourisms]

adorable

[amoying]

This such pure ™ content

[bang]

its like Papaw but a million times worse

[fuks]

[rebeccamock]

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[katharinemoe]

okay?

[officialunitedstates]

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

[atouchhereandthere]

[kitkatofficial]

Break time!

[kitkatofficial]

the gif is supposed to move…

[kitkatofficial]

This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

[kitkatofficial]

Okay smart stuff

[reesescups]

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

[kitkatofficial]

Looks bad Reese’s

[reesescups]

At least it loads

[kitkatofficial]

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

[reesescups]

Wow I didn’t know salt was in your ingredients???

[more-legit-gr8er-writing-tips]

Is it okay if France doesn't exist in my story? Like there is no particular reason for it I just really don't like France.

There’s no justification for France to exist anyway, so go for it.

[seasonsofwinterberry]

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[davidragifs]

[baracknobama]

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[bitchycode]

[thoughts-memories]