broke

not woke

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[cognitohazard]

dawn of the final day 24 hours remain

[bringinghomethebacon]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[brokennecksfeatherweights]

70,000 can’t be teeth, WRONG

[yung-babushka-deactivated201709]

A Swedish black metal band studied Catholicism so intensely for more efficient blasphemy that they wound up converting to Catholicism.

[zillion-ronald-manus]

[clownsuggest]

if u OOZE suspicious FLUIDS you are VALID!!!! if u are dangerous to TOUCH and TO LOOK AT you are VALID!!!! if photos of you come out GRAINY and BAD due to the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION EMITTING FROM YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES well thats just FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[c3po]

i just found out snake from metal gear solid is. its not 1 guy its so many different guys 

[sbnkalny]

I need physical affection, i want to establish that these are real clowns and that something Was nothing. memes just were. “Longcat is long.” an undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. water is wet, fire is hot, longcat is long. memes were simpler back then, in 2006. they stood for something. and that something Was nothing. memes just were. “Longcat is long.” an undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. water is wet, fire is hot,

[millerhighlifethechampagneofbee]

terrifyingly coherent post

[pochowek]

Steam: Youre about to check this violent game out are you over 18?

Me: (remembers i laughed very hard at “reeses penis butter cups”) man i dont know let me in

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slimetony]

For sale

Baby coffin, never occupied

[slimetony]

The baby is fine

[slimetony]

And that baby was Albert Einstein

[slimetony]

Turns out he’s not fine and is buried in an adult coffin

[mega-taiga]

*minecraft hurt sound plays as i am hit by a car on the freeway*

[toastbutteregg]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[carnival-phantasm]

Is chicken on pizza considered weird in other countries?

[carnival-phantasm]

Oh, thank god, as a brazilian I was worried for a moment

[goweninsane]

You’re people seem to have a sever misunderstanding of how pizza toppings work

[carnival-phantasm]

Chicken topping

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[sunwukxng]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[justiceleaque]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

[kittenfuuma-deactivated20200930]

Sometimes I feel like Green Lantern is the Yamcha of the DC Universe…

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[ladygolem]

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab