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sexual tension is an amazing feeling which is basically ruined by having sex
Announcing... Schlocktober 2026!
What is this?
Schlocktober is a month-long writing and drawing event. It was established in 2025 as a response to a kink-free Kinktober calendar that became infamous for having way too many rules.
Its unconventional prompts and loose standards encourage creative freedom and reject morality policing in fandom spaces.
Who's running this thing?
Direct your complaints to patheticfangirl.
Why "schlock"?
It means trash/junk (affectionate), and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. It's also fun to say.
But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it. That's creative freedom, baby.
What fandom is this for?
Schlocktober is fandom and ship neutral. At the time of posting, there are 218 different fandoms represented in previous works.
What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if I want to make a video? What if...
Go for it. Get weird. Do an interpretive dance. Mix in last year's prompts if you want to. Let the spirit of schlock move you.
What does [prompt] mean?
You tell me. It's all open to interpretation.
Is RPF okay?
Yes, so long as it's clearly fiction. See rule #3 below.
There are rules?
Just three.
No AI use. Having the plagiarism machine do your work for you is the opposite of creative. A typo-riddled mess is better than AI-written fanfiction. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI slop art. Believe in your own ability to produce trashy works.
Tag appropriately. 'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).
No irl bigotry or crimes. Your characters can be as problematic as you'd like, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or threatening manifesto or something you're not going in the collection. Don't kill the vibes.
Anything else I need to know?
Only the most important thing of all: Have fun.
But someone else is having fun wrong!
Shut the fuck up.
How do I participate?
There's an ao3 collection right here:
Schlocktober on ao3
Otherwise, just tag #schlocktober here or on Bluesky. DMs are open if you tag something and I miss it (I promise it's not intentional).
Will the collection stay open after October?
The collection is open 24/7/365, but you may not get approved as quickly in the off-season as mods don't check often.
I can't read your graphic!
Text version of the prompts under the cut.
actually, it's not sex. nothing has ever been sex. sex isn't real.
shaking my own shoulders and screaming
When she fucks you #sex
FREAKS theyre FREAKS
baiting someone to exert control over you but in a way that betrays they don't actually have full control over you
those moments when a character metaphorically tugs on another's leash...... i live for that shit
if we lock in on thing we want to do that will make us lock in on thing we dont really want to do. amen.
so where do we formally begin neuviyuri office au smut piece? well. it's obvious is it not. neuvillette beinng tortured with emails
the script has been flipped it's actually neuvillette torturing furina with emails. let's go gang
theyre fcking idiots idiots idiots i hate them so goddamn much oh my god
THERES A REASON I DIDNT AND DONT WANT TO GO INTO ABM GET ME OUT OF HERE RAAAAA
this is so fucking goofy actually. cat and mouse traps
their beautiful cringefail email exchanges
heartbreaking: your pseudoboss whom you have a tense and occasionally hostile relationship with made the exact same argument as you when faced with a social invitation
hot distracted whfhfhejhff brain is yelling that the intro segment is not very interesting Okay So I Don't Know How To Tell You This But Not Every Sentence Has To Ping Interest In The Exact Same Way. This Is Context And Scene Setting Which Is Also Important And Needed For Contrast Later. Clam Down
restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.
Having a crush on someone when you have fucked up kinks is so embarrassing bc you’re just like “wow they’re so cute I want them to get off on the way I cry while they fuck me”
Also highly recommend looking thru the reblogs on this one cause so many people add their own versions, and the dom / sadist versions especially just fuckin tickle me. I love y’all bunch of perverts
You folks get me