What The Fuck Do I Title This

Henlo Edne

[officialunitedstates]

mama mia is the new yikes

[emperorozark]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

[nomehablen2]

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

24 8 1 18 12 5 13 19 8 1 11 5 24

X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[schakira]

[strawberrywlne]

[saulgoodmn-deactivated20150902]

[gif87a-com]

[mama-moonglow-deactivated201904]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[thantos1991]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken.  They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry.  He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.

Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.  

[rizaoftheowls]

I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.

[disgustinganimals]

THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI

[cheauxcobo]

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

[dicktoons]

[world-of-cats]

[longgonebabe]

#WHY TEACH THEM THIS#THEY WIL NEVER STOP#THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW

[integration-by-party]

@gothxfaerie

[gif87a-com]

[arbitrary-stag]

[deishu-deactivated20120812]

[bob-belcher]

me entering a group chat

[goth-aunt]

I’m gonna KMS

[niambi]

ME!!!

[teesadutta]

10.14.17

[worm]

I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.

[slow-the-cabbages]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[fauxfable]

this is LITERAGITIMATELY my favorite video in the entire world