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He/They/It🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸16 Horrible Inactive Thing

[fairweatheralways]

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Sometimes I remember the whole clown husbandry thing that happened on tumblr years ago and i smile

[dragoncarrion]

????

[dragoncarrion]

They're taking over.

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[gem-andromeda]

[ru-bay-bee]

I love how nearly every tomodachi life post I’ve seen is either

A. Cigarettes to eat

B. Bees to eat

C. The worst character you’ve seen in your life

[damian-vanbrussel]

bookstore cat

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[ramun3u]

someone should make a tomodachi island with gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, terminator, captain kirk and darth vader, lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger, bill s preston and theodore logan, spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan

[dreamstars]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still annoyed my mom threw out my wisdom teeth. you don't just RECYCLE SOMEONE'S TEETH, MOTHER

[rueval]

My sister got our cousin’s baby teeth (both graduated from college at this point) for Christmas and they were perturbed to say the least

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

always, this website beckons me back with its siren song

[wubrh]

@biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist well, since you asked so nicely :)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the post that keeps on giving

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

can't decide if the notes on this post are a goldmine or a minefield

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im being held hostage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah the 2020s have been difficult but at least we have the consolation that a single season of modern tv now takes 5 years to make and lasts about 16 seconds

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[funnywizard3000]

22 years old.

Many plaster pyramids.

It's not luck.

It's consistency.

It's discipline.

I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post