they call me lil binky

and by "they", i mean my mom

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[sludgecousin]

can't fucking sleep

swipe text made fucking dj'ing

great knowledge comes from errors

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[ashenmind]

[hardcorewhimsy]

Reddit u/mynameisfreddit 's fish, as seen on @ashenmind 's blog with @lefttobloom 's tag caption

[i-give-you-a-fish]

See him shmoove

[sludgecousin]

who else is up listening to the wet squelch of dog ear?

[marsdemo]

[marsdemo]

[marsdemo]

[ink-the-artist]

was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

[ink-the-artist]

baby need smoko

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]

[akintoabitch]

i think those are stingrays actually

[big-smiling-monkey]

And now I find out my Wet Mice spell doesn’t even work properly!

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[7dmom]

There should be cigarettes made from night time

[hungwy]

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

[charl0ttan]

[hungwy]

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*