Nice!

yeehaw

[chips1977]

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

[toboldlymuppet]

help us kurotsuchi mayuri, you're our only hoe

[stealthwitch]

Diary of a Redwall Mouse

July 22nd: breakfasted on a lovely array of fresh strawberries and goat’s cheese with honey, oat cakes and barley porridge. For luncheon we feasted on a catch of smoked trout, vegetable stew, and of course a couple of flagons of October Ale

July 23rd: countless deaths

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when you're feasting on a bushel of pilfered sweetberries but you realize the farmer had not yet removed their bitter stems

[rudy-redd]

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

[beardedmrbean]

[low-polly]

[low-polly]

[low-polly]

[cumdumpstiel]

youtube comments are like "i'm a 34 year old male professional bullrider and part time EMT who's never taken anything up the butt, not even a pinky finger from a hot chick lol.... but something about this song gets me right in the feels!" and the song is like Move Along - All American Rejects

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nice woven basket, brother. wicker, i assume.

[chiimeramanticore]

dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

[3liza]

Rust is a simulation of every hetero male's secret desire to wake up naked and scared on a beach and immediately move in with the first man who is kind to you

[madeintimeland]

crowds dont even go "ooh" and "aah" anymore

[charl0ttan]

nobody wants to clap any more

[baysee]

come to my awesome hell cave

[faggyspice]

[alotofweirdkinks]

[circusheart]

I dont remember saying that

[barkingdog]

[that-house]

the fastest car in happy town goes over 200 smiles per hour

[odyver]

Mythical tiktok pull

@miametropolis 's vid, go give a follow!