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stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

you will describe tummy/waist fat as a "muffin top" (yummy treat?) and "love handles" (most romantic phrase ever?) and mean it in a derogatory way? when these things are obviously good?

miscling

if there's a skill that submissives should learn, it's how to make *dominance* sound appealing. like, we all know what's appealing about being submissive. we all make a dozen submissive experience posts a day, but learning what's appealing about dominance makes it really easy to hammer those things home for those dominating you.

how she loves the little noises you make under her fingertips, how she loves to watch you struggle against the bonds she's wrapped you up in, how she feels when you've taken all the punishment she can give and you still curl up on her like you love her dearly.

learn what makes it fun for dominants and give that to them, don't just assume that they're having fun just cause you want something

heydocverdant

overclocked! (WIP)

winduphub

My OC Nora!

(Art by eggno.gg and tumblr.com/necr0plasm)

It all comes back round to shy blushy bots, and I will NEVER grow tired of this. Esp. since the screen face is integrated so well, she's cuuuuute ☺️

twistedy

All C.O.R.E. droids are intricate multipurpose machines that can handle nearly any task asked of them. One of which is their ability to act as a monitor and/or a custom-built operating system to run many versions of different systems. With the most popular being video games, as they can run discs meant for different consoles, and cartridges, provided they have the correct adapter.

computerwitch

Electrician gently chiding her robot gf for fiddling with the pull wire that goes through the cable duct in her arm.

(They need that to add wires for the new servos they're installing in her fingers, but the pull wire is bothering her :< )

acerby

Praise be to robot booty 🙏

acerby

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tet0000

KITCHEN GUN

howieduet

Stain is gone. Tablecloth is gone, table is gone.

But! Stain is gone.

rhymewithrachel

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school