fuck off optima theme

i get that you wanna fill my blog with shitty pineapples but i have a better idea: fuck off

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it too early for this bullshit

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being nice is peculiar and i dont understand why this happened

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i dont want to go in to work today so basically im not going to

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most of my interns really really like my datefriend and are horrified of me and thats the way i love things

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i have a stomach ache from that fucking pizza

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there have been 90% more i love yous since we moved in together i cannot believe this 

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trigvn replied to your post:

gay.

i get mad when people misgender you okay

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theres a few things you can do if youre working for me that will piss me off but ill let you get away with the first one is bringing me nasty food when all i wanted is a good fucking meal my trust in you will drop majorly but ill forgive you the second one is mess up what i tell you to do depending on the severity the same thing goes here as the first one

but if you ever and i mean ever call alex by the wrong pronouns and are rude when they correct you you might as well see yourself out the fucking door and save me the effort because its happening either way

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that pizza had way too much onion and i am so fucking disappointed

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do not work for me ever because i am the worst boss you can imagine

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i came on my blog in the middle of work and i have a problem

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uuuh preferably me what the fuck.

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that doesnt answer either of the other two questions

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the bed. waggles eyebrows.

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who am i fucking on the bed? how hard am i fucking on the bed?

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trigvn replied to your post:

fuck on instead.

what exactly am i fucking on alex?

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i fucked off for two whole months and thats some pretty extreme fucking off

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we finally got let out and im so happy