Toujours Pur

Welcome to The Slytherin Owlery! Ask us anything, unworthy Muggles and Wizards alike. Since apparently everyone is so fascinated with our good looks and intelligence, we thought we'd answer questions from the common public, you know, to amuse ourselves.... ----- personal: operationivysaur

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I saw him strutting about Hogwarts like he owned the place all the time, and he hadn’t spoken a word to me, being two years younger. Admittedly, I thought he was rather handsome, especially this one spring day when he caught my eye.

Now, I had one of two options: a) Ignore his conceited manner like I had done so far, or B) See if perhaps he was putting on a n act.  And I, feeling like i’m rather attractive too, decided to go up and ask him on a date. 

He said yes, and I found him delightful, put his guard down when the other lads were away. He’s been the luckiest man since marrying me, hasn’t he? - Narcissa Malfoy

He has. xo - Lucius Malfoy

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Looking for any mods interested to help answer questions and get the word out that this blog isn’t dead. PM if interested.

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Hey all you Slytherins,

I am interested in starting this blog up again if anyone wants to submit questions feel free.

Sorry for the crazy hiatus, I have been severely depressed and recovering from an abusive relationship so i put a stop to everything I was doing that made my life even remotely interesting.

If anyone still is on here listening, I just wrote  my first fanfiction chapter in 2 years. It’s chapter 5 of my dramione story The Prophecy.

I’d love for you all to read it! I am so happy I finally feel normalcy again :)

Description:

Five years after the war, Draco has had a prophecy created about himself...and the Brightest Witch. Secrecy a must, young Malfoy finds himself frantic, afraid. Teaming up, Hermione must figure out why the fate of the Wizarding World rests in their fingers. Their pasts haunting them, they find their positions compromised when feelings other than loathing come into play. (Canon)

- Becky, the mod xox

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you know what nobody talks enough about?

hermione as a cat

i mean, did we just collectively as a fandom forget how fucking hilariously bad the cgi was in 2002?

i think we did.

never forget

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Who is the biggest nerd out of all of you?

Honestly? Blaise. He studies all the damn time, always focused in class. - Draco

And he somehow knows everything about 15th century wizarding law in Scandinavia. -  Pansy

It’s fascinating, and you’d know it if you actually listened to me. - Blaise

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I just walked in on Draco and Hermione snogging. Safe to say they are back together and it's over with Theo. I wonder what happened to make these sudden change of events happen.

They were acting rather odd in the Great Hall… - Pansy

Merlin , i’m so over taling about this. - Blaise

What? What the hell did you see? - Theo

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I love this blog so much

omg, I love you so much <3 thanks for sticking around!

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I’m so sorry I keep disappearing like this, back again! Send me messages loves!

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whenever i take sorting hat quizzes i always get either slytherin or ravenclaw. i don't know whether to feel offended or flattered. i'd say it's a good match though.

Sure you can hang out and talk about medieval cosmology all day til your ears bleed, or you can hang out, gossip and drink with us!

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everyone raves about draco bUT HAVE YOU SEEN THEO? come at me theo ;) you've always been my favourite

Oh thanks darling ;) - Theo

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New Dramione Fanfiction

Hey guys, I hate to be a bother, but i’d love if you could review or rate my new fanfiction I just posted. Even if it’s just to inbox me on here. Thanks. xox

The Prophecy (x):

Five years after the war, Draco has had a prophecy created about himself…and the Brightest Witch. Secrecy a must, young Malfoy finds himself frantic, afraid. Teaming up, Hermione must figure out why the fate of the Wizarding World rests in their fingers. Their pasts haunting them, they find their positions compromised when feelings other than loathing come into play.

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Chapter 3 is up! Please go read it, I think it’s the best work I’ve done. Not just about romance, there’s actually a freaking plot. I’m sorry I’ve been slacking on here expect more enticing posts tomorrow all day xx - Slytherin Owlery

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I heard that Pansy secretly loves Draco. Is it true?

That ship sailed as soon as I realized that he was more conceited than I am . I need a man who worships the ground I walk on. We work much better as friends friends. - Pansy

Good luck with that. You could try Hufflepuff, they’re gullible idiots. ;) - Draco

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Draco, how much time do you spend on your hair in the morning?

It’s always perfect, takes one minute, - Draco 

You’re so full of it, you spend longer on it than I do! - Pansy 

Noone will ever forget the gel helmet, Malfoy. - Blaise

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Draco what were summers like at home?

Lots of picture taking, I have a whole wall in my bedroom dedicated to garden photos. There isn’t much to do except walk round the grounds or read. - Draco

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Lucius and Narcissa - think back on a hot scene when you were still in school. Now tell us about it. (Hot as in sexual, not weather, just in case you try to fool us)

One afternoon Lucius and I spent all afternoon lying on his bed in the dorm, and we talked about all our favourite restaurants in France. Just thinking about the buttery escargot with aged merlot got me off. - Narcissa

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When you guys aren't looking down on the other houses, or plotting world domination, what do you guys like to do in your spare time?

Drink shots of firewhiskey and gossip about Gryffindors. - Draco

Basically. Maybe start a little rumour or two. - Pansy

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On a nicer note I think Harry might have exploded when he found about the supposed relationship of his "oh so amazing Hermione" and Nott.- Cho

Potter too? Does Granger have a magic vagina or something? - Pansy

They spend an awful lot of time together. - Astoria

Hey Chang, if you ever want something better than the lightning bolt, you’re welcome to come here. - Blase

Perv. - Pansy