Slytherin in Storybrooke🌹

23 year old American that has a special love for all things Harry Potter and Disney. I'm a proud Slytherin, fanfiction addict, Tolkien enthusiast, Criminal Minds loyalist, and shipper of Rumbelle. My imagination and heart are big and I love to write and read. Imagination is everything! 📚

[michellepsychologist]

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[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

[3wishesandthensome]

If Laurels baby ends up being Franks I’m done

Killing Wes was one thing, then having Laurels decision of keeping the baby up in the air for months until the new season premiered was another, but now you’re gonna tell me this whole time that I thought Wes’ legacy would actually live on it was just to fuck with me?

AAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD you’re gonna tell me that the father of the baby might be a white man who doesn’t deserve to be alive right now over the innocent black man that was killed, made to look like he killed himself, and blamed for all the murders he didn’t commit?

[browsethestacks]

KFCloud vs McBeefiroth by Kevin Bolk

[goryhorroor]

DISNEY GALS WITHOUT PRINCES

[fancy-cryptids-and-such]

Every Episode of X - Files

Scully: Who could be behind this?

Mulder:

[lexsfosters]

Please don’t tell Michaela.

[lovelysuggestions]

I’m proud of you. I know you don’t hear that enough.

[ninasfireescape]

wizarding schools around the world // the salem witches’ institute (usa)

One of a group of small education centers in the united states, the salem institute is in salem, massachusetts, at the site of the witch trials 400 years before. Unlike more prestigious wizarding schools, the house which houses approximately a hundred girls between 5 and 18 is visible to no-majs passing by, though thought instead to be a boarding school for rich no-maj girls. Surrounding the house is a garden, from where students pick plants for their potions. Salem girls are particularly skilled in healing and tend to not use wands as around a third are descendants of the african witches who were kept as slaves at the time of the trials. A large proportion of Salem girls also have a form of the sight, passed down from ancestors, a talent sharpened by the focused teaching at the institute.

[enews]

In which season of criminal minds did Reid have the best hairstyle, in your opinion?

season 1 when he looked like a lesbian real estate agent who was under a lot of pressure

[derpycats]

If it’s not for sits, why is it made of warm? -Finn logic.

[lord-kitschener]

>christian

[thecoppercow]

Christian.

[johnskylar]

ahahahahahaaaaa!

Also, rich?  In Washington terms, Sanders is a pauper.  He and his wife report joint income of $200,000 on their tax return.  While that’s a high number, it’s supporting two people and it’s below the highest tax bracket.  He also has a net worth of $528,000, which is about HALF the median net worth of the average member of Congress in the 113th Congress, and is a pittance compared to the Clintons’ vast $55 million fortune, which is literally 100 times larger.

Yet still he manages to do his job and be competitive with millionaire politicians.

When you consider that literally a majority of Congresspeople are millionaires, and Bernie Sanders is among the 20 poorest senators, very little of what was said here is accurate.

Also keep in mind that these numbers represent his net worth after a lifetime in politics.  When he started out, he was a poor kid in Brooklyn.  And he’s still fighting for poor kids in Brooklyn and around the country.  He isn’t someone who forgot where he came from.

Also, just in case anyone is confused about the “christian” thing and why it’s funny, let me spell it out: BERNIE IS JEWISH

[enchantedseashell-deactivated20]

Shrek is 108, Fiona is 22.

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

It’s like twilight only better

[officialwhitegirls]

why yall fake activists that are talking about kylie and tyga sleeping on this

[blaackversace]

last caption got me dead af

[catastrofe]

when you’re giving your best and no one cares

[see--you-in-hell]

yes, it is possible to hate a parent

no, not in the ‘spoilt brat they didn’t buy me an iPhone’ kind of way

but in the ‘i hate the way you’ve made me feel, the things you’ve done and the things you’ve said’ kind of way

in the ‘ i just need you to walk out of my life, shut the door and never come back again’ kind of way

in the ‘you’ve ruined what are supposed to be the best years of my life’ kind of way

in the ‘you are no parent to me, you are nothing to me’ kind of way

[boredpanda]

Funny Comics Reveal The Reality Of Owning A Cat

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

[kpfun]

[childmagazine]